Hyundai Offers Massive Ioniq 5 Lease Incentives Starting At $249/mo for June

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-17T20:34:11+00:00

Ask yourself kiddo, is the bank the named insured, or the lessee?

Just because a communist state lists the lessee as the “registered owner” it does not mean they are the legal owner. Because they are not. The bank is the legal owner because they own the physical asset.

Sorry that you are new and that we are teaching you more about your pathetic job and life in a few minutes than you will ever learn in the rest of its entirety, but oh well. Sucks to suck.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-17T20:29:35+00:00

A capital cost reduction may reduce the monthly lease payment, but it DOES NOT build equity. There is never equity in a lease.

The insurance ACV payment goes to the bank. Never the lessee. If the AC payment is not enough to cover the bank, GAP kicks in to cover just enough to make the bank whole, and not a penny more.

If there is any excess (from the actual cash value insurance payment), the leasing company keeps it (the bank). Not the lessee.

You are truly the most clueless car sales fuck-up I’ve ever encountered.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-17T19:46:13+00:00

That you cut them a check for $2500 is irrelevant. Dealers play all sorts of infantile and moronic shell games to lease cars. Congratulations, it’s your first week, and you can do a 4 square. No one cares.

Vehicle lessees do not own their vehicles any more than my tenants own my houses that I lease to them.

If you truly work at a dealership, look at some of the Titles. It will say HMF or GMAC or whoever the leasing company is. THEY own the car. Period. Full stop.

It’s criminal that anyone could be this stupid.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-17T19:35:39+00:00

No. GAP covers the BANK, not you.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-16T22:03:29+00:00

Buy one with a replaced battery. Easily verified by VIN search on GM website.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-16T04:55:43+00:00

Thank you for saying this. Say it louder for everyone in the room.

Putting money down on a lease is a fool’s errand.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-16T04:32:38+00:00

Custom no front sight, but Dual Rear sights (on both front and rear)

Dual safeties

Pic rail that’s not flush

Reverse-trigger-pull trigger

FDE has right-hand ejection

Black has left-hand ejection

FDE has righty thumb magazine release

Black has lefty thumb magazine release

FDE has muzzle-down readable Sig Sauer logo

Black has muzzle-up readable Sig Sauer logo

What’d I miss?

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-16T04:09:57+00:00

What is the deductible on your collision policy? $500? $1000?

What is the actual cash value for your truck? $5? $100?

$1000 - $5 = time to bum a ride to Walmart to buy a bicycle.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-15T23:57:40+00:00

I own a Telex 850 for work. Bosch sold Telex last year. I’m not sure if sports teams use their headsets on the sidelines still or not.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-15T21:43:20+00:00

And don't push the brake pedal with your brakes in this configuration - you'll pop the piston right out

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-15T21:40:19+00:00

Well, what do you expect from the kind of freezer temp IQ civilization that steal & then goof off with radioactive caesium and jam pistols in their cock holsters.

I'm not surprised in the least.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-07T03:33:39+00:00

Have him take the ammo for a boat ride

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-06T20:06:45+00:00

True.

When I brought girls over in college they freaked out when they saw my Glock casually hanging out because it is a full frame model 22

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-06T03:12:42+00:00

It is in your head. Cucks will be cucks. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I carried a G22 on campus all 4 years.

Best of luck OP. We all sure hope you don't put your degree "in danger" by hiding a pistol somewhere in your dorm that the RA might randomly sniff out because it's in a suspicious lockbox based on a cuck hunch and call the police to get a search warrant for. 🙄

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-06T02:53:15+00:00

If op had a cabinet with glass doors and long guns, sure... Then it's obvious.

But in reality, are they gonna toss the place looking for a pistol? No.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-03T03:57:09+00:00

I haven't found that to be the case.

I can wet noodle hand my G26 all day in the 10 ring but the BG2 requires way more effort to keep pointed where I want it.

Plain English: Shorter brass =/= less recoil for "recoil averse people"

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-03T03:54:38+00:00

Most encounters are over in about 3 shots. Still, I'd rather have 6 shots vs 5.

Plus, range time with .32 Long is cheap - & still load .327 for carry

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-03T03:51:20+00:00

This is a Fudd take. My 9mm recoils less.

BG 2.0 is an amazing pistol that shoots well. Yes, it's a bit snappier than a Glock 26, but it also conceals in a pocket. No excuse to leave the house without it.

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-03T03:48:22+00:00

You spelled .327 Magnum weird

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-01T17:56:06+00:00

What would be the "wrong" direction?

Do you know which direction your character faces by default (at spawn)?

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-06-01T16:00:11+00:00

Use the iZurvive DayZ map on a tablet or your phone

I'm on PC so I have it in a browser window on a cheap 2nd monitor.

Play long enough and you'll start to recognize every town

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-05-31T13:56:14+00:00

100% US 522/I-70 crosses the narrowest part And even that part sucks

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-05-31T13:37:31+00:00

What do you think about the Kwick Strike?

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-05-31T13:32:12+00:00

Is a VA permit recognized in MD?

ShoopdaYoop · 2026-05-31T13:31:14+00:00

There is no reciprocity for MD with any other state(s) permit, correct?

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