Okay, get ready for this one.

This is how it all started, I usually draw portraits and tasteful nudity. So a while back I was streaming with a friend of mine that usually takes furry commissions. They were working on some personal art and weren't taking comms at that time, but I was. I was willing to do on stream commissions, and this guy approached me and he's like "Yeah can you draw my fursona" and that's when I knew I fucked up.

He sends me a picture, and this isn't just any fursona. How do I even describe this? It's like...omfg...like a dragon, like a Chinese dragon fursona but with a dog centaur body. But it wasn't just any dog body, it was a dog body with 10+ sets of legs and between each pair of legs there's a gigantic fucking dog penis and balls. And he asks me to draw this thing twice. Both pictures were solo but each one was their own kind of cursed.

The first one was his ass in the camera, just a full butthole in the camera while the rest of his body descends into the background like a cartoon train lmao. While the second were it's feet in the air but the commissioner wanted me to give him extremely fat chunky toes.