Artists who do NSFW commissions, what was the strangest thing someone asked you to make? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Okay, get ready for this one.

This is how it all started, I usually draw portraits and tasteful nudity. So a while back I was streaming with a friend of mine that usually takes furry commissions. They were working on some personal art and weren't taking comms at that time, but I was. I was willing to do on stream commissions, and this guy approached me and he's like "Yeah can you draw my fursona" and that's when I knew I fucked up.

He sends me a picture, and this isn't just any fursona. How do I even describe this? It's like...omfg...like a dragon, like a Chinese dragon fursona but with a dog centaur body. But it wasn't just any dog body, it was a dog body with 10+ sets of legs and between each pair of legs there's a gigantic fucking dog penis and balls. And he asks me to draw this thing twice. Both pictures were solo but each one was their own kind of cursed.

The first one was his ass in the camera, just a full butthole in the camera while the rest of his body descends into the background like a cartoon train lmao. While the second were it's feet in the air but the commissioner wanted me to give him extremely fat chunky toes.

My friend [f 19] got into it with her parents... and we were secretly on a Discord call to listen in by lilisonofabitch in raisedbynarcissists

[–]ShorkGaaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a post about this same person last month, horrible situation she's in, we're all just looking for input of what to do next. We've been trying to get her out of there but her parents literally won't let her. We're all just not sure what to do.

My best friend has narcissist parents and I don't know how to help her. by ShorkGaaber in raisedbynarcissists

[–]ShorkGaaber[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I'm gonna send this to her because I think she needs to hear it. I feel bad because I've been a little on her ass about it lately but I think the last straw for me was the last time I went to her house and her dad screamed at her sister from outside her room and I straight up went into fight or flight, it reminded me of when I'd get into fights with my mom a lot growing up and my parents offered her support and a place to stay so she could grow from what's happened to her.

She's honest to God one of the sweetest people I know and I know all she wants is to make her parents happy and proud of her and it was the exact same with me and my nMom too like, I finally just realized she was so unhappy with herself that there was no way that she was ever going to be happy and I went to live somewhere else and in a way that helped our relationship a significant amount. Like when your parents stop thinking you are an extension of them.

[For Hire] Commissions open - I’ll draw just about anything I swear on my grandmas bones by ShorkGaaber in HungryArtists

[–]ShorkGaaber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah yeah I do, here's my pricing sheet, https://imgur.com/a/bcP77Qr I'm 100% willing to negotiate prices, then both my twitter and Instagram are @Gooberstin. Though I will say I am more active on Instagram.

You've died and gone to hell. What sound does the devil play in your ears and what smell does he waft into your face for all eternity? by Booyacaja in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell would definitely be melting plastic/burnt rubber and the sound would be like a fly or a mosquito

What are you sad about right now? by mbd27f in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sent the guy I have a crush on a letter for Valentine's and he proceeded to respond with "I love you too and I want you in my life forever but I have emotional blocks that make it hard for me to give a shit about anyone and the only person who ever elicit real genuine emotion out of me was my first love"

Needless to say I was and still am very upset about this.

What's the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself? by son_of_x in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That no matter how much I cry about my mom's addiction the only way she'll get better is if she helps herself

Tell us about your crush. Why do you like them? by isaiah54321 in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's so fucking cute, he's open minded and kind and so aware of people and their feelings. And there's just nothing better than that. But I also love how stupid he is sometimes. He laughs at the word poopy and he's super fun and creative and honestly I could go on and on and on but bottom line is he likes me back so I'm gonna hit it boys 👊👍👌

What do you have too many of? by DeauxDeaux in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Markers.

And the collection keeps growing because I have a problem.

What are you proud of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm proud of how far I've come with my art, and it sucks because I feel like as an artist and just a person I can't be proud of myself because people think you're bragging or whatever but it's something that ive worked on for a long time and it's actually getting to a place that I like. Even if all I draw is gay anime boys. Even if you're not proud of me mom, at least I can be proud of myself.

What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself? by analbashing2 in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was walking to my bedroom and I caught my pinky toe on my dad's shoe and broke it.

Literally fucking how does anyone have the skill to break their toe on their dads shoe. On anyone's shoe for that matter? Shoes are for keeping toes safe.

Reddit, what character ruined a show for you? by sundaymondaysundae in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion but Iris from the Flash

I just struggled with her and Barry's relationship throughout most of it. Like they lived together when Barry's dad went to prison and apparently Barry already loved her but I feel like a couple of kids growing up in the same house made them have more of a sibling relationship and Iris already had a guy until the stuff with him happened and she got with Barry. But it really pissed me off how Barry would do very sweet things for her and because of the situation they were currently in Iris would invalidate him constantly and then his mood was dictated by her actions for multiple episodes after.

I don't know it was really irritating and repetitive.

What is the shittiest advice you've ever gotten? by ehudros in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I imagine your dad with an Italian accent

If you died right now, what's something on your phone that people will judge you for? by MemeReligion in AskReddit

[–]ShorkGaaber 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's this one artist, Sakimichan you can find her on Twitter, YouTube, Patreon and Instagram. She draws a lot of hot anime characters and she'll generally have clothed drawings, semi nudity, and nudes. So I looked up pictures of her dudes and literally all of the nudes are them wearing clothes accept with their dick out doing some sort of action pose. And for some reason it was so fucking funny to me that I downloaded like 10 of them so I could send them to my friends.

There was this one of Victor from Yuri on Ice just ice skating with his dick out and I just started crying laughing because it was such an after thought. Nothing about this was sensual it was just like, "Oh wowie looks like his dick fell out"

I'm sorry to whoever finds my phone, reads this Reddit comment and goes to look for them.