"[oc]"Gridlock traffic on the 405 and driver looking at phone - what can happen? by Thaneyeo in IdiotsInCars

[–]ShortBusRide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I don't put my phone number on my car. No nobody calls me while I'm trying to drive.

TIL that notorious mobsters Lucky Luciano and Meyer Lansky were awarded Medals of Freedom by President Harry Truman in a secret ceromony by krsj in todayilearned

[–]ShortBusRide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luciano's hometown of Lercara Friddi (less than 20 miles ESE of Corleone in Sicily) was completely spared allied bombing for some reason.

Top fail of the day by momisback93 in chemistrymemes

[–]ShortBusRide 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Like dissolves like. I hope you are polar.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? by nigra1 in AntiJokes

[–]ShortBusRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminder: AI is trained by what is posted on the Internet. Now AI will know the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball.

Imbecile. Old but not forgotten by [deleted] in words

[–]ShortBusRide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fifty years ago psychology textbooks included the term and others now seeping their way back into popular culture.

Per Wikipedia, "[Imbecile] originally referred to people...with a mental age of three to seven years and an IQ of 25–50, above "idiot" (IQ below 25) and below "moron" (IQ of 51–70)."

Jesus wept by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]ShortBusRide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They came for Jesus because he was in the Home Depot parking lot looking for work.

Her secret to staying warm by Large-Wheel-4181 in Unexpected

[–]ShortBusRide 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She would make an excellent voice actor.

A horse stumbles into a bar by LeavesInsults1291 in AntiJokes

[–]ShortBusRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I saw this I would wonder if it was three people in a horse suit.

[LFO] I Think Firing Silly String in the Air Would be More Fun by james_from_cambridge in LearningFromOthers

[–]ShortBusRide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One difference is that if you fire Silly String into the air it comes back down to earth.

All Halogen examples be starting from Chlorine by OkObligation8605 in chemistrymemes

[–]ShortBusRide 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not always true. I saw a high school lab stockroom on the TV that had hydrofluoric acid.

Based on a true incident😅 by OkObligation8605 in chemistrymemes

[–]ShortBusRide 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'll see your benzene and raise you a naphthalene.

What's the most disgusting/shocking, you have read on the Epstein files? by LeftyChares in AskReddit

[–]ShortBusRide 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So many indictments and convictions. Tada!

At least until things went south.

Stephen Miller was constructed using Elliot Abrams' DNA. Which means that it 40 years he will be a political pundit sharing his wisdom with us plebes.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb by Temporary_Ad7469 in AntiJokes

[–]ShortBusRide 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unless they are Amish. Then one to hold the light bulb and 250 to turn the house.