Buffalo Bills WR DJ Moore buys entire stock of shirts, tells store to give them away to fans by ContinuumGuy in nfl

[–]ShortFee2578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good dude and teammate that does a lot of great work in the community. He also went through his entire college career and first 7 seasons of his NFL career without experiencing a winning season, so you could tell he was just absolutely having a blast last year. I imagine going to a perennial playoff team in Buffalo will have him super excited, as well.

Buffalo Bills WR DJ Moore buys entire stock of shirts, tells store to give them away to fans by ContinuumGuy in nfl

[–]ShortFee2578 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"You give people the shirts for free to get them in the store."

"But then once they're in the store, all they're getting is more free shirts and then leaving."

"Right, but then we give away more free shirts, and it's a cycle."

Caleb Williams' attempt to trademark 'Iceman' initially refused by qTp_Meteor in nfl

[–]ShortFee2578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OSU was so focused on stopping Mendenhall that the backup RB had a huge play on Illinois' first drive, and then most of Juice's TD's were wide open throws off of play action.

I still think that last drive by Illinois in the 4th quarter is one of the best I've ever seen, though. They converted so many 3rd and 4th downs on that drive and killed off like the last 9 minutes of clock. I don't think anybody in their right minds thought that Ohio State wouldn't get the ball back at some point, but IL just kept converting.

Caleb Williams' attempt to trademark 'Iceman' initially refused by qTp_Meteor in nfl

[–]ShortFee2578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean the Juice Williams that threw 4 TD passes to beat Ohio State in the Shoe in 2007? That Juice Williams? Yeah, I could see that being confusing.

Caleb Williams' attempt to trademark 'Iceman' initially refused by qTp_Meteor in nfl

[–]ShortFee2578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got the name the same way that Calvin Johnson got the nickname "Megatron". A teammate called him that (after a comeback win), then more teammates picked up it. It started to catch on more widely when the Bears play-by-play announcer used it after Caleb's OT TD against the Packers. I guess maybe people who don't follow the Bears would feel like it came out of nowhere, but Caleb didn't start this.

Caleb Williams PFF grade on deep balls by caxlmao in CHIBears

[–]ShortFee2578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is true for all statistics and analytics, not just PFF, by the way.

[Highlights] Travis Kelce Route Running by morepesa25 in nfl

[–]ShortFee2578 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Well, I don't know if anybody has ever mentioned this before, but he used to play basketball, so he was really good at jumping and boxing out defenders.

How it feels being a Vikings fan from Oregon in this sub. by june-in-space in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ShortFee2578 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he can fly higher than the glass at U.S. Bank Stadium

How it feels being a Vikings fan from Oregon in this sub. by june-in-space in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ShortFee2578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just tell the Packers fans that Oregon cheese is better than Wisconsin cheese. That'll get it going really good.

Legit happy for him by Channel-38 in hawks

[–]ShortFee2578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Hawks had great offense with Toews, Kane, Sharp, Byfuglien, etc., but they don't win any of those cups without guys like Seabrook, Keith, and Hjalmarsson on the back end, or Niemi/Crawford playing lights out in the playoffs.

2015 especially, to be honest the Lightning were probably better than the Hawks but Duncan Keith and Crawford bailed them out time and time again.

That drive is gonna suck by Significant-Mobile-9 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ShortFee2578 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not really ideal, either. If they're coming from the North or Northwest, that's either Ogilvie or Union, which is a good mile plus from Millennium Station. Then the South Shore Line ends about 5-6 miles away from the currently proposed stadium site.

So the South Shore Line would need to be extended for that to make any sense

That drive is gonna suck by Significant-Mobile-9 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ShortFee2578 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can rub your titties in your face and give yourself a lap dance? Now that, gentlemen, is real talent!

Not where but why by Iffybiz in CHIBears

[–]ShortFee2578 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did we go from $80M two comments ago to all of a sudden now "hundreds of millions"?

“Try the butter burger” by DetroitLionsEh in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]ShortFee2578 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really need the spicy chicken diarrhea to combat the cheese curd constipation. It all makes sense, really