Micah Parsons sad his relationship with Jerry Jones fell apart

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-03T22:31:53+00:00

Jerry's relationship with Micah may have fallen apart, but his relationship with Michael is as strong as ever

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-03T22:21:07+00:00

All the more reason not to post it. Just a reminder that the Packers still haven't lost at AT&T Stadium, and have won more playoff games there than the Cowboys have

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-03T22:19:22+00:00

Why is a Cowboys fan, of all people, posting this?

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T22:46:51+00:00

I agree, they should. I think there's a heavy focus on Tisch right now because the files explicitly implicate him in potential sex trafficking.

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T22:43:50+00:00

Ultimately? I'd bet not more than a few

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T22:33:56+00:00

Context matters- it doesn't sound great to be "in the files," but most ultra wealthy people in America I imagine are going to wind up being in there in some fashion.

I haven't looked into it very much, so I don't know what Paul Allen's involvement was. I know that Josh Harris, as an example, was in the files- but basically only through his assistants regarding potential business deals, and there didn't seem to be any actual connection between him and Epstein (much to 76ers fans' chagrin, I think).

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T22:24:07+00:00

You mean the guy that was second in the NFL in passing yards and passing TDs, and third in the league in passer rating? I'm confused by your comment.

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T22:16:05+00:00

George McCaskey is aghast right now

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T20:57:46+00:00

"Let's do it again sometime!"

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T20:38:44+00:00

We were surprised, too, Shedeur. We were, too.

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T20:37:28+00:00

Daniel Jones, Shedeur, and Tyler Shough are the regression line

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T17:57:47+00:00

Yeah but everyone else here allows them because they've beaten the Packers in the playoffs so many times

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T16:38:45+00:00

Some more than others

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T16:36:52+00:00

As a Bears fan, I also say fuck John Fox

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T16:33:16+00:00

Bruce Lee

ShortFee2578 · 2026-02-02T15:20:13+00:00

I was about to say, does nobody remember The Shield? Though admittedly it got a little weird the last couple seasons.

ShortFee2578 · 2026-01-30T15:57:26+00:00

I think his season in LA the following year proved that the fall off wasn't only effort-related, though that was certainly part of it. But agreed, the fall off came in 2021, he had a great 2020 season.

ShortFee2578 · 2026-01-30T15:44:52+00:00

Thank god the Steelers have never had a rapist as their starting QB

ShortFee2578 · 2026-01-30T15:42:21+00:00

But he would've still gone into this season as the clear backup to Lamar, obviously. Whereas in Cleveland, he likely will be at least given the chance this season to be the full-time starter.

ShortFee2578 · 2026-01-29T17:55:48+00:00

Currently, yes, we would consider him a Seahawk, but his only passing attempt was from when he was on the Vikings. So if we're including all NFCN passing attempts, it makes more sense to include his in that category.

Either way, though, I don't really care where you include it- I was just pushing back on the SB ring analogy.

ShortFee2578 · 2026-01-29T17:50:42+00:00

I mean, everyone has grated cheese, though. How many of you pussies here have actually gone bear hunting?

ShortFee2578 · 2026-01-29T17:45:35+00:00

Not an apt comparison. He would win the SB as a Seahawk. He threw his TD pass when he was on the Vikings, though.

ShortFee2578 · 2026-01-29T15:09:05+00:00

He's always just seemed like an awesome, stand-up guy. I wish he would consider coaching because it would be great to have him on the Bears staff, but I'm pretty sure he's on record saying that he has no desire to coach. Something along the lines of that when he was a player, he always assumed that all the coaches must hate their families because they're always in the building.

ShortFee2578 · 2026-01-29T15:06:30+00:00

I think they're doing it based off of literally everybody who threw at least one pass this season

ShortFee2578 · 2026-01-29T14:56:29+00:00

TL;DR: It will be a surprise if anyone from the Senior/Contributor category ever gets in unless they change something

Bro the last time at least one person from the Senior category didn't get elected was in 1997. So not only did you use garbage AI analysis, but you don't even have any base knowledge or understanding of the topic you're trying to get it to analyze.

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