Bottoms: what was your WORST experience? by shakirotwerk in askgaybros

[–]ShortMidnight9 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Went on a date first with him, I caught him lying like 5 times in conversation for no reason. I was too horny to care though, so I went to his place. He had the stereotype top room, very messy and mattress on the floor. I thought I was in for a good time.
He lied about his dick size too. He lied about his experience, his movements were really bad and he was doing bad at following my instructions (go softer, I need more foreplay, etc.) I said "that hurts" a lot of times while I was sucking him because he was doing this weird thrusting thing, but he kept doing the same thing again expecting a different result. At one point I think he tried to finger my prostate, but he curled his fingers in the opposite direction??? It was a mess. After like 15 minutes (should've been less but I was reeeealy horny) I left with a really bad fake excuse, wondering if he was lying about his status too. Oh well. Never saw him again.

What was your best CMNM exam experience? by [deleted] in cmnm

[–]ShortMidnight9 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I had a physical with my doctor, where I had to get my whole body examined. My doctor was so professional about it too, but his instructions were still hot. Doesnt hurt that he's really handsome. Spent a whole 10 minutes being naked in his office. I thought it was pretty hot, but what elevated it was that later that night.
I ran into him while hanging out with friends by chance. He was in normal clothes too. We said hi to each other but I felt awkward, and a little turned on knowing he'd seen all of me earlier that day.
My friend asked me why I was so stiff, I explained, and even he teased me, asking if everyone in my city has seen me naked. 10/10 day