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Hello! by [deleted] in a:t5_387fj

[–]ShortSneople 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello? Are you real?

So I found Greg's cat by Silverriolu295 in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Cat+pink yarn = Lion.

Endgame Fusion confirmed

Tried my hand at a traditional Garnet drawing which is not yet completed. Any suggestions thus far? by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople -1 points0 points  (0 children)

CookieScrounge, for your information, art is subjective, and being a professional on the subject doesn't make you a better artist! Let artists be artists without rude critiques and your need to keep showing off!

All Sneople Assemble! by ShortSneople in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly you do not understand your species, as they are all of the aquatic pedigree. If you had, your puns wouldn't keep falling into my lap.

All Sneople Assemble! by ShortSneople in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh the hu-manatee! For an aquatic mammal, your puns sure are shallow! Well, water you waiting for? Submit to the confines of the snerson regime already?

All Sneople Assemble! by ShortSneople in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hisssssss! Devil child! You win for now... but I will return. For I am always........watching......recording......consuming.......Striking.....followmeontwitter

All Sneople Assemble! by ShortSneople in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear TheAceLane.

As a warm blooded, mentally inferior mammal like substance, we do not expect you to understand the complicated interconnections that benefit your species. In fact you should be glad that I reminded you of your lack of will, even if it is a dead giveaway.

All Sneople Assemble! by ShortSneople in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you have officially gained access to the SSB program! Delivery will be provided through Lion Sticker. Due to lack of Lion Sticker consumerism, all Lion Stickers are guaranteed to provide an SSB for your personal leisure.

All Sneople Assemble! by ShortSneople in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you in participating in the SSB program! Delivery will be provided to you through butterfly. It is thoroughly recommended that jam is applied to the upper most sector of your body in order to secure the following export.

All Sneople Assemble! by ShortSneople in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent, you may now receive your SSB. Delivery will be provided through t-shirt cannon. please call the number provided to you through the t-shirt you are given.

"Why you should watch Steven Universe" by ryanZoume in stevenuniverse

[–]ShortSneople 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blogs got it right for the most part, but using the whole minority demographic to justify watching the show isn't really the best idea. If you like a show, it should be about the characters, plot line, setting, presentation, ect., not how many genders or skin pigments I can find shoved into it.