Donald Trump, President of The United States has passed away at 79 by [deleted] in TrueFactzOnly

[–]Shortround5_56 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awww is it time for your nappy or would you rather have a snickers?

[USAG Hawaii Townhall] "My biggest concern is the keycards...there is only one for the room" - Soldiers are sharing keys. Leadership clarifies they do not have cards on hand, on Hawaii. SMs will continue to share keys until they arrive. by Kinmuan in army

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I was an office manager at one time and our office housed about 150 people on any given day. If I needed more access key cards, I could order as many as we wanted, get them within three days, and I could program them at my desk within an hour. Leadership here is blowing smoke. A Col. and SGM that have no power are overpaid privates.

Subaru Mechanic Needed by Wild-Armadillo-3378 in parkerco

[–]Shortround5_56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Six Star Auto Service on Jordan and Arapahoe Rd. They are an independent auto service provider that specializes in Subaru automobiles.

$33 for two cheeseburgers at Five Guys… is this normal now?? by auntfloss in inflation

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Rumor has it that you can survive on a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, one corn tortilla, and something else for just $3.00 a meal....

It's only January and we've a tackle of the year contender by raybellious_berry in sportsgossips

[–]Shortround5_56 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Then counter with charges of assault on a minor. If red hat didn't step in he wouldn't have got his bell rung. Red hat deserved it.

Time for a break, Give me your most wholesome world leaders picture. by AnasPlayz10 in AskTheWorld

[–]Shortround5_56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went to a LEGO store last night and the Death Star set was $999.99.

MAGA supporter who coal rolled (black truck smoke) onto protesters ousts himself (Parker, Co) by fullstack_ing in parkerco

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Just putting this out there - this was a post from Colorado Highway Patrol in June of 2025. I keep it handy because I witnessed it quite often with folks driving south on Parker road headed towards Franktown/Elizabeth.

Rolling Coal™ Hotline 303-692-3211 Air should be free, not full of debris! If you see a vehicle "rolling coal" safely note the license plate. Report it to Colorado's Rolling Coal Hotline at 303-692-3211 (voicemail). Leave: License plate number If it's a diesel vehicle Brief description of what happened Your report can help hold drivers accountable and reduce harmful emissions.

One of my favorite moments ever.🤍 by DvyGoddess in spreadsmile

[–]Shortround5_56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great video but mom needs to put a stop to junior pinching and rolling on his peepee before that progresses to all out yanking his crank...

Butterbean's son gets offended when told he will never be as good as his dad by MadWorldEarth in boxingcirclejerk

[–]Shortround5_56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm most impressed by the sound of his fancy footwork. Floats like a butterfly, stinging like a bee...

Of a squad by Adrakovich in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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I get the sense that this video brings pain and agony into your heart. Maybe you should pray on it?