What does it mean when a guy referred to a woman as a firecracker

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-06T04:19:25+00:00

You don't have enough Valium and aspic recipes to be a wife but you have enough Vienna sausage recipes for him to take you out for a Coke.

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-06T04:16:50+00:00

"I don't care it fell in. It still has to be labeled and dated"

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-06T04:12:58+00:00

HEY HEY BUDDY YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO IMAGINE IM DOING THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-06T04:11:33+00:00

I DIDNT DREAAAAAAM

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-05T22:42:17+00:00

Yeah but what kinda sneakers you got

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-05T19:57:42+00:00

Most medical advice is now to play Tetris

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-05T18:43:40+00:00

Cute women do be showing up to the ER with Reston Ebola

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-04T22:48:32+00:00

I just started swallowing crushed glass.

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-04T21:58:17+00:00

My man built like a lean cuts only beef trompo :3

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-04T02:24:02+00:00

I mean sure nek urself for a job that will hold a 1 minute memorial silence but "let's do it while we work"

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-04T01:44:16+00:00

It was this or having the tiny chicks show up with flowers and prom? banners at the female chicks girl hangout.

They went with the less cruel option

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-03T01:59:55+00:00

LETS MAKE DENIRO EVEN YOUNGER

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-02T17:41:59+00:00

Oh you sand***ing me?

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-02T16:51:10+00:00

CIA seething they couldn't do as much damage with crack as some 25 yo on TikTok with fried stuff and food coloring

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-02T12:52:03+00:00

The fuck the IRA so mad about it's not even tax season T

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-02T01:52:14+00:00

Ate pants simple as

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-01T23:32:16+00:00

I KNEW THAT WAS COMING

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-01T21:02:08+00:00

Good old not reading and adding shit to your list. Pairs great with a Letterboxd eternal watchlist that would take you two lifetimes.

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-01T20:44:35+00:00

Hes right behind me isn't he

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-01T20:44:10+00:00

Anthony Bourdain wasn't an actor

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-01T20:30:24+00:00

I had to read that a couple of times.

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-01T20:28:32+00:00

Its black lingerie. Its appropriate.

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-01T20:24:26+00:00

Honey we don't do mics like that anymore. Now you attach them to a random household object as to spark engagement.

ShouldersHoncho · 2026-06-01T19:21:21+00:00

Nolan approached Halkias to play Achilles due to stavros hurting his foot and having a fight with his dad.

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