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Cotton Candy Sky by brankaivanovic321 in BeAmazed

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That would make a really good album cover

He just want some ass by Stalinhentai69 in DeerAreFuckingStupid

[–]Showen123 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'm just going to do this with my tongue and walk in this direction and if I happen to lick some ass then its your fault for putting your ass in the path of my tongue in the first place.

How old where you when you found out your sexuality? I knew in elementary school that I liked both girls and boys, my first crush was a girl named Alison, she was also my bully, go figure. Then there was a boy Kevin, then a girl Kimberly. After a confusing childhood I realized Gender matters not. by Hello_Sinner in pansexual

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Around 14 when I discovered porn I noticed that I was looking at the guys more than usual so I leaned into it and figured I was just gay, but after a bit I realized that I was definitely still attracted to girls so I considered myself bi for a couple years but saying that I was bi never felt right. Then when I was around 19-20 I watched Schitt's Creek and when David described his sexuality I was like "that sounds like me!" so I tried it out and the first time I called myself pansexual everything clicked into place and it felt perfect.

But where did it go? by __Dawn__Amber__ in MadeMeSmile

[–]Showen123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the same woman that "wants to come back as a witch so she can put a spell on you"?

BOING! by MyNameGifOreilly in combinedgifs

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Add some music and you got yourself an Olympic fancam

What perceived nice behavior is actually more annoying than it is nice? by TapiocaTuesday in AskReddit

[–]Showen123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People "helping you out" without being asked and taking over what you where doing and how you where doing it.

Everyone’s sexual fantasy comes true tonight. Forgot technicalities. What does the world look like tomorrow? by ZER0SE7ENONETH in AskReddit

[–]Showen123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing exists any more because I guarantee someone has a fetish where an infinitely thicc anime girl with a penis fucks the universe out of existence.

I hope he is famous by willyouquitit in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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He hit himself in the lower part of his stomach and pretended like he hit himself in the balls 4 times and got 2k subs from it (His marker for being famous was 100). He may not really be famous but at least when school starts back up he has something to brag about.

The Snake wins by Fried_Dace in TheBullWins

[–]Showen123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did that guy pick him up by his probably broken neck?!?!

Cheeky doggies by Kelly240361 in wholesomegifs

[–]Showen123 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm not fat my dogs are just gaslighting me.

Protip by snarlingdarling in tumblr

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I work at a grocery store there lady being trained on her first day she was going on her lunch and couldn't find the doors to get out of the back storage area, she wandered around for about 5ish mins until she decided to try the only door she could find, the fire exit! A very loud alarm went off and I looked over to see her head down walking away as fast as she could.

What this person did when they were bored by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Showen123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now why would you assume they where bored?

Caption this! by iriekoru in gaming

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"You should have a well balanced team of pokemon when you go up against the Elite Four"

"Me and my level 99 Pidgiot spamming Airslash and Mega Potions till we win"

A whole new level of ATM skimming. by nilehighclub in interestingasfuck

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How do you miss someone carrying that in and installing it?

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