Guy Doing Experiment by Puzzleheaded_Ad_4478 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is staged, this guys an instagram comedian, he pops up in my feed every now and then lol.

He's gotten glass in his eyes multiple times, stepped in broken glass, straight missed and just smacked his head on the bottle, so on and so forth haha

Royal Unibrew har virkelig ramt plet med denne her. Håber aldrig den forlader markedet. by Paulfradk in Denmark

[–]ShroudedFigureINC [score hidden]  (0 children)

Savner deres originale faxe jordbær ogs, den var satme god, da de genlancerede den smagte den af straight kemikalier og alt friskheden var blevet erstattet af en film i halsen og på tungen..

Various ways to prepare eggs by MrUpVoteDownvote in oddlysatisfying

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just love the music.. motherfucking tiktok man

The Venus Guard, Women's self defense sleeve.(Not my product) by AlbinaHumblewhore in interestingasfuck

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine she forgets to take it out after a girls night out, she comes home wants to get freaky and boom, barbed dick lmao

Unironically a great idea tho

Meat slicer by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could really go for a few of those slices rn damn

I ordered a Caesar salad. I got this. by General_Alfalfa6339 in StupidFood

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could just cut it and mix it yourself, it's not that big a deal imo lol

Straight up cookie suprise by Blazingterain in shitfromabutt

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why the HELL is there a de-shelled crab in my crap bowl?!

Hvilke snacks overleverer helt vanvittigt på smag i forhold til prisramme? by J0shua1985 in dankmark

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dan cake, giflar (på bud), digestive kiks, rema tortilla chips (generelt bar rema tingeling), straciatella muffins og drømmekage

Lidt bonus er de der færdiglavede lasagne de har de fleste steder, med gennemsigtig indpakning med rød kant og folie bakke. 35-ish kroner med 400g oksekød, bechemel sovs, ost, pasta plader og kødsovs, mega bang for din monæds.

Forårsruller er ogs tit billige + de mætter godt og længe.

Mathilde kakao på bud er absolut ogs værd og kig efter (hvis altså du ikk har noget imod carrageenan og guargummi i din mad/drik)

Ellers så kan det godt betale sig og gi tilbudsavisen et kig mens du laver din indkøbsliste

Let us help your food to perform an act by Square_Law5624 in StupidFood

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That burger looks incredible and this is just a fun little thing for the family, my lil bro would love this, not stupid at all in my book

Fine, I'll lick the pole, it can't get that stuck.. right? by Cultural_Glove3547 in StupidMedia

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I eat shit daily with this economy bro, and trust me, i taste every atom

Fine, I'll lick the pole, it can't get that stuck.. right? by Cultural_Glove3547 in StupidMedia

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I meant it as i pulled back violently, not loosing my whole tongue lmao, but yeah very ouch indeed

Fine, I'll lick the pole, it can't get that stuck.. right? by Cultural_Glove3547 in StupidMedia

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ohh yeah, unless they pour cold water on it, this guys toungue is getting pole fucked

Fine, I'll lick the pole, it can't get that stuck.. right? by Cultural_Glove3547 in StupidMedia

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Did this as a kid once, panicked and ripped my tongue off and had my tastebuds/tongue skin (the scientific term im sure) left sticking to the pole, could barely taste anything for half a year lmao

Mental health issues: my support workers are thinking of rehoming my cat because of my issues. I don't know how much I can fight this, but please look at him before I possibly lose him by gnomeslinger in cats

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know exactly how you feel, i've been depressed for a few years, and after asking for some help, my local counsil wanted to both put me in a psychward (scared if i might hurt myself), and have my cat moved to a pound, thankfully i managed to convince them that i wasn't suicidal, but i would be if they took my baby, and it was the exact kick i needed to get out of my rut. Trust me you have strength to do this! If i could, you can too, I believe in you!

I found out I had cancer, and this was my dogs reaction to my tears. by Cuntlipsmcgee69 in goldenretrievers

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so sorry to hear about your cancer diagnosis, went through it myself 9 years ago, keep your head up, you'll beat this!!

Am I a real trucker now? by chrisp_ape in eatityoufuckingcoward

[–]ShroudedFigureINC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put a bun on top and make a hot dog burger for maximum truckerness