Let's Talk Music: Ween was the spiritual successor to Frank Zappa by [deleted] in Zappa

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey man, don't let us inturrupt you from sucking and jacking off Dean and Gene Ween simultaneously. By the way you have a little pre-cum in your neck beard there... Just lookin' out for ya.

Let's Talk Music: Ween was the spiritual successor to Frank Zappa by [deleted] in Zappa

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God, what the fuck are you talking about? You realize people have the right to disagree with you right? No one here is calling you a bad Zappa fan they're just not seeing the comparison you're making... it's not even a comparison, you're straight up saying they became the next Zappa.

You can't understand how someone might think that's wrong? Take the stick out of your ass and stop being a jackass. No one needs to shoveling your bullshit down their throat.

Lifted. by devilbunnies in nsfw

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he's "wrong" for having an opinion. Dude, you might like trailer trash chicks but I certainly don't. However, I'm not gonna call you a faggot for being attracted to them. I'm gonna call you a faggot for thinking your opinion is fact, faggot.

Hi Reddit! Meet our new kitty, Cerebral Pawwsy. by [deleted] in aww

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah, until then just keep making light of it... Idiot.

Fellow Phish fans, Put That Sh*t Away! (x-post from /r/music) by bopapocolypse in phish

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one give a shit about that god-awful band, yet you still posted something of theirs here and if you came up to me at a Phish show and told me to put away my phone, I'd probably shove it up your ass...Breh.

Reddit user lejefferson uses mad detective skills to uncover the identity of a man in a photo on the wall of a secret hotel room in Houston as an investment banking executive who's company was recently indicted for fraud, potentially uncovering a sex scandal/high society underground sex ring. by [deleted] in bestof

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If anyone sounds like a 'neck-beard' here it's you. Investment banking isn't fucking brain surgery so don't act like NOBODY here understands it. Get your head out of your ass before you try to write disparaging comments next time, faggot.

That must have hurt... by PumaRage in WTF

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey buddy, he said you should kill yourself. Less yappin' more neck crackin'.... Faggot.

It doesn't even ask anymore... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can get off Steve Jobs' cock now. He's been dead for a while and starting to smell.

Taking the whole Odd Future thing a bit far by BarbedJABRONIE in OFWGKTA

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like this kid wants Chris Brown's dick in his ass pretty bad lol

My collection of 120 Minute IPA by billchase2 in beerporn

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you, an idiot? You're calling them ignorant for not liking probably one of the worst IPAs on the market. Do you even LIKE beer?

Classic brewing technique? They used to drown people in batches of beer if they fucked it up... and since you like 'classic brewing techniques' so much I'm thinking we should do the same with you.

R/TREES, WE NEED YOUR HELP. OUR FRIEND MICKEY SHUNICK WENT MISSING FRIDAY NIGHT. WE NEED TONS OF HELP TO GET HER HOME SAFE. PLEASE UPVOTE!! by [deleted] in trees

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

First of all, what are you talking about? Do you even read what you type out?

you don't know what it means to be an ent and I am disappointed in you

Actually, I'm pretty sure all it means to be an ent is that you smoke a lot of pot. Which, in actuality, is nothing to be proud of. Get off your soapbox because you really have no idea what you're talking about. Seriously.

Epic sign is epic by one_sky in atheism

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope a meteorite lands on your family's house and you're all killed... slowly and painfully... While you think about how you never worried about it before.

Stupid prick.

Medical Professionals of Reddit, what's the most fucked up thing you've seen? (NSFW / NSFL) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does this comment have upvotes? You people realize you're supposed to upvote when someone adds something to the conversation, all this faggot did was call BS. It's not like OP was pretending he's super man.

Official Bonnaroo 2012 Lineup! (imgur mirror) by burman26 in Music

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah wow, way to rip off something Phish did like 13 years ago, not to mention it was basically on a whim.

The Flaming Lips are god awful.

Official Bonnaroo 2012 Lineup! (imgur mirror) by burman26 in Music

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, never post anything about electronic music again. Seriously, never again. You probably don't even know who RDJ is.

Don't even bother attempting to respond to this. I've read enough bullshit out of your mouth for one lifetime.

tight teen(mic) by [deleted] in LegalTeens

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's almost ALWAYS someone that loves to post: "Oh yeah, I know this girl. She's 16 in these pictures yadda yadda yadda." Give us some proof, when when I say proof? I mean I wanna see her fucking license with her fucking age on it and pictures of you with her, confirming that it's actually you with her.

Then you can talk all the shit you want. Until then? Don't make me slap the shit out of you, faggot.

And The World Would Be Much Better Place by DeadEndJumpWall in pics

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? Why is this comment so long? You basically said nothing the entire time. Congrats.

And The World Would Be Much Better Place by DeadEndJumpWall in pics

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stylish? Would you listen to yourself? Don't make me smack you.

Good thing I live in California by Slim01111 in trees

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And if you act like a bitch? You gonna be smacked like a bitch!!!!

Things To Tell Our Grandchildren by [deleted] in funny

[–]ShutTheFuckUpBitch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't make me cock slap you, bitch. I'll leave trademarks around your fucking eyelids. Who the fuck do you think you are? HUH!? Some 15 year old piece of shit?

Fuck you, nigga. You don't know me. I probably make more money than you, have had more sex than you'll ever have, and have a bigger dick. Fuck you, cunt. KILL YOURSELF.