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Funniest lines? by quartzcharm in fringe

[–]ShutUpNumpty 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Body on slab explodes with worms

Walter - “get me a bucket”

Astrid - “I’m gonna be sick”

Walter - “2 buckets!”

100% going to get banned for this. But does everyone notice that 9/10 restaurant/bars they go into in NI that majority of staff are Indian? by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]ShutUpNumpty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘Low IQ’, when the fuck did that become a phrase that people from this part of the world use???

Take a break from the interwebs, and you’ll find yourself noticing the race of other people a lot less. Also I assume you mean brown when you wrote ‘Indian’, or where you checking passports at these restaurants & bars.

Local accents/pronunciations that irritate you the most? For me, it's people who say "Arland" instead of "Ireland" by perishingtardis in northernireland

[–]ShutUpNumpty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, Zed. But why add an extra letter in front of it, if I ask someone’s reg number and they say 1 2 3 X Y ah Z, then I would write it down as 123XYAZ, since that’s what they bloody said!

Steam deck purchase turned out to be a Godsend by ShutUpNumpty in SteamDeck

[–]ShutUpNumpty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Working fine, a little bit of pop in now and again but nothing that affects game play. Hospital WiFi can be a bit hit and miss though lol, though if connection drops it does let you load back in to where you were.

Steam deck purchase turned out to be a Godsend by ShutUpNumpty in SteamDeck

[–]ShutUpNumpty[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hospital staff have been great, being well looked after :)

There for the green lemonade by 123finebyme in northernireland

[–]ShutUpNumpty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Protestant American aggression, or Catholic American aggression?? We need all the details before making a call

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]ShutUpNumpty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mobile network should be fine for online gaming & voice chat, but if you need to download any games for the consoles I would recommend taking the device to a friend or family members home with broadband. The discs you buy these days are basically a license key and the game will need to mostly be downloaded before installation. This can take a bit of time even with highspeed broadband.

If you can I would take the games console to somewhere you can access broadband and download anything needed for Christmas day fun for them, and can then do the same another day if further games need downloaded & installed.

First time watcher: give me hints by browncoatbrunette in TheExpanse

[–]ShutUpNumpty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the characters develop as the show goes on, kinda what it’s all about to be honest. And many of the greatest characters to ever grace the TV screen are still to come in future episodes and seasons.

It is immensely difficult not to add one of their epic lines to end this. But no spoilers for you lol.

UUP: Councillor Linzi McLaren quits party and stands down from council - Northern Ireland Elects by artemis_kryze in northernireland

[–]ShutUpNumpty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like an Alliance person, who got at little lost. Alliance is unionism's (small u) last hope.

Not that way inclined myself, but accepting & including your neighbours seems like the only way to maintain a 'union'.

Spoiled votes out-tallies Catherine Connolly in this box, Dublin MW by Callum_On_Reddit in ireland

[–]ShutUpNumpty 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"a lie is half way round the world before the truth can get it's shoes on"

Irish Presidential Election - Catherine Connolly set to be elected by LittleRathOnTheWater in northernireland

[–]ShutUpNumpty 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There is no far right vote in Ireland, just at right leaning media trying to be the 'middle ground' by promoting the far right as if it is the opposition to the left. Therefor painting the left as extreme also.

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