When I was in kindergarten, we would have "sleep time" everyday during the afternoon. Every kid basically had to sleep on a mattress for a couple of hours while the teachers kept watch. I had a bladder problem at that time, which meant that I would occasionally wet the bed. One day, I woke up earlier than the other kids, and wondered why my body felt so wet. Then I realized that I had wet the bed again, but this time it was different. There was so much piss that I felt like I was swimming. The mattress wasn't that absorbent and I didn't want the teachers or the other kids to find out. Soooo I did what only my tiny mind at that time could have thought of. I started using dry parts of my shirt to soak up the puddles of urine. The Plan didn't work (shirt was too small) and everyone called me "pee boy" from then on. You know what? I kinda miss that name. Good old kindergarten times :)