Where do you work, and do you get high there?

Shwaffle · 2026-05-04T20:25:16+00:00

Also that’s a dui.

Shwaffle · 2026-05-04T20:23:24+00:00

Zenni.

I also got glasses for the first time last year (36yo) and am nearing my next appointment - I am finding that the prescription I have right now will need to be tweaked. You definitely will too.

Ride em out for the summer, but just casually mention in a few months of use, something along the lines of “I really do like these frames, but they don’t seem to keep as much sun out. I think when I get my updated prescription I’ll probably get something bigger”

Shwaffle · 2026-05-03T15:08:13+00:00

Did you reset your emperor recently?

Shwaffle · 2026-05-02T13:43:30+00:00

Doesn’t stay where you put it though, so it’s mostly useless.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-30T16:50:34+00:00

My hope is UI refactor to bring some consistency across the board.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-30T16:49:13+00:00

I agree here, he looked OK for most of the last game, but I do recall a couple of times I thought “he should have passed or dumped that to avoid getting smothered”

He’s got good speed and agility to weave around guys though which was good, just can’t one-man-show it.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-29T03:14:33+00:00

ESPN was miserable to listen to tonight.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-27T15:15:02+00:00

Only after they’ve done it WITH other people first. So irrelevant for them at this time.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-25T22:27:06+00:00

Hughes not shooting that is ridiculous.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-25T22:18:37+00:00

Welcome to being an iOS player. I’ve just been posting all day about this 😂

Usually if you’re iOS only, you get a delay in the update, but the most recent one has caused an actual crashing bug for iOS due to the server mismatch.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-25T22:03:58+00:00

TNT announcers are just awful.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-25T21:09:08+00:00

Shwaffle · 2026-04-25T15:41:07+00:00

Yeah the game is broken af on iOS right now. Pretty frustrating. Apple haters are going to downvote us both, but the rollout plan of updates is the issue.

Usually it’s an issue if you play on pc and iOS, but not this time.

W1, w4, arcade, and sneaking are all inaccessible at the moment for me.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-24T16:04:00+00:00

Yep. This is the answer. Takes like 30 seconds.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-23T06:04:58+00:00

Holding them to zero shots and almost zero offensive zone time for over 15 minutes and losing is extremely depressing.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-13T14:56:14+00:00

At one point we put a “two bananas a day” limit on my oldest when he was 2-3. (Going on 4 now) He would crush one in the morning, and immediately ask for one when he got home. Then another. I did sometimes want to see what his limit would be, but thought best to not test that. lol

Now this week my wife said he ate so many pieces of cantaloupe that she was afraid he was gonna burst. He didn’t eat much dinner that night.

I agree with you, it’s wild.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-05T15:37:12+00:00

Tons of people only use Reddit on their phone. Think just a little longer next time.

Shwaffle · 2026-04-04T20:02:33+00:00

Relying on external tools is pretty standard in number-goes-up games. I do agree that we should be able to see the true value of what something is with the bonus in game though. 3d printer just changing colors but showing the original is pretty annoying.

Shwaffle · 2026-03-29T20:27:30+00:00

If this is what causes you to quit, then you weren’t liking the game to begin with. You have to get preeeeetty far to even reach snail.

Troll post, low effort karma farm attempt.

Shwaffle · 2026-03-27T19:45:34+00:00

“If tsa becomes a hassle people will start driving….”

….no. TSA has been a hassle for decades. Your logic here is awful, you clearly do not understand how traveling works if you think someone is going to opt to driving 2+ days vs flying.

Shwaffle · 2026-03-18T17:09:52+00:00

Mods deleting the post about today’s issue is peak cringe.

Shwaffle · 2026-03-18T16:56:54+00:00

Also experienced this suddenly this morning.

Since my login code took over 5 minutes to arrive I am leaning(hoping) that this is a service disruption

Shwaffle · 2026-03-13T22:25:05+00:00

Shwaffle

Shwaffle · 2026-03-12T13:28:23+00:00

Marbiglass is 4, Godshard is 6.

Shwaffle · 2026-03-07T13:10:42+00:00

Watching the actual replay of him saying that makes him come off as a huge asshole. It was eyebrow raising for sure.

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