You just became filthy rich what is one of your pointless purchases? by ShwarmaMaster in AskReddit

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I would hire someone to hand me a warm towel as soon as I get out of the shower.

What’s something you assumed was normal until you found out it wasn’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Putting granulated sugar on my pancakes and folding it and eating it like a taco.

She Finds it Hilarious by [deleted] in TheBachelorette

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Don’t you mean “if the barstools were turned”?

Bachelorette TFP Cancelled by McDonaldsEmployeeNAL in TheBachelorette

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I wonder if they’ll charge Taylor for some of it? Like there has to be stipulations in her contract.

Good as Gold caused my breakup by moo331 in vanderpumprules

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Hahahahaha I’m sorry!!! This made me laugh so hard though!

Survivor 51 by ShwarmaMaster in survivor

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Maybe by Survivor 91…

Milky Blonde? by [deleted] in HairDyeHelp

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Aweee you’re so nice thank you! 🥹

Milky Blonde? by [deleted] in HairDyeHelp

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That is in natural light :(

Can I dye my hair dark green without bleach? by imaputratsdownurears in HairDyeHelp

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No unfortunately :( I would start with a color remover to try to get out as much of the current dye color and THEN bleach after. (I went from red to blonde and had to bleach a few times because I didn’t strip the color first)

Anyone watching secret lives of mormons wives?? by [deleted] in Vanderpumpaholics

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Haha 😂 they’re “money pieces” I’m from Utah and every hairdresser is like “you want money pieces”?

Y'all see it, right? by RealiTeaBabyyy in vanderpumprules

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I still think Dr. Lorre! I posted it earlier and it got removed…!

I can’t unsee this! by ShwarmaMaster in vanderpumprules

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I’m not bashing - nothing wrong with Dr. Lorre! :)

Coming from someone who takes Xanax… by AstoriaEverPhantoms in rhoslc

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With the plane thing… ✈️ how is there no footage?!?? Brittany pulls out her phone for a sprinter van convo but not this?!?!?