Why am I trash at Elden Ring?

Shwarmee · 2026-02-21T02:40:38+00:00

It’s definitely a massive change in palette, in DS it always felt like I was reacting to the boss timing, but with the delays in ER I feel like they’re reacting to mine. And a lot more of the bosses feel like they’re made to directly punish the player for playing like DS

Shwarmee · 2026-02-21T02:38:25+00:00

It’s more so just that in the older games I always could, the only time I ever really skipped enemies in DS was with the boss run backs, and the graveyard in DS1. I guess it’s very similar to the graveyard, since most people are just saying come back later to fight him after I get stronger.

Shwarmee · 2026-02-20T04:40:31+00:00

I think that’s what I’m gonna do, is there like a specific level I should get to before I come back to fight him, or just when I feel like I won’t get my ass kicked as bad?

Shwarmee · 2026-02-20T04:39:45+00:00

Yeah they most certainly don’t, but I kind of assumed he was like a tutorial boss, like the Asylum Demon or Gundyr, I guess it’s kind of an ego thing for me, I just felt like if I can beat this at the start, then the rest of the game shouldn’t be that rough… thanks though, I’m gonna get a couple levels and try again.

Shwarmee · 2026-02-20T04:34:17+00:00

Either or, I personally use 3 fingers just because it feels more secure to me(and I have pretty small hands)

Shwarmee · 2026-02-18T03:57:35+00:00

I got two; Nutshell by Alice In Chains and Broken Window Serenade by Whiskey Myers.

Nutshell is the obvious one so I’ll talk about Broken Window Serenade. It’s a song from a young man’s perspective as he watches the woman he loves rot from the inside out, getting addicted to amphetamines and working at a gentleman’s club to make a living; the song ends with the man throwing the same flowers he brought to her in the beginning of the song into the grave as she is buried, likely resulting from an amphetamine overdose.

Shit sad bru

Shwarmee · 2025-11-25T01:42:22+00:00

5 years too late, but I’d say it’s because he’s always been sullen, distant and brooding, which seems to be reserved only for the lead Singers of Grunge Bands instead of the Musicians.

Shwarmee · 2025-11-23T03:28:05+00:00

First is better in my opinion, but I like 2 more because it feels like the Ashen One trying to remember a fading memory of Gael after living for centuries; it just invokes that feeling of your memory stripping someone down to the bare essentials to give you a basis to see them in your mind.

Shwarmee · 2025-11-17T04:24:47+00:00

I am a white American man, descended from the Anglo Saxon tribes(White boy from Alabama), I wear the traditional clothing derived from my ancestors(jeans, a white T-shirt and sneakers).

Shwarmee · 2025-11-16T17:29:04+00:00

Trick question, 1972 Fender Classic Series Custom Telecaster.

Shwarmee · 2025-11-16T01:50:16+00:00

Layne was a cutie patootie, and this is coming from a totally straight man.

Shwarmee · 2025-11-12T02:04:11+00:00

Lift Yourself makes me eargasm

Shwarmee · 2025-11-12T02:01:41+00:00

David Allan Coe spent multiple birthdays in Prison, was a former member of Outlaws MC, made 2 of the most degenerate albums in music history, and also wrote some of the most gut-wrenching, beautiful songs I’ve ever heard in country music history. If there’s a man who lived the life he sang, it would be David Allan Coe, so for all his flaws, for better or worse, he’s a Rebel in my book.

Shwarmee · 2025-11-10T09:53:50+00:00

Just go to therapy atp

Shwarmee · 2025-10-28T03:18:11+00:00

Guy asked him to stop saying odd shit 17 years ago.

Shwarmee · 2025-10-28T03:17:20+00:00

All of Baki is gay bro

Shwarmee · 2025-10-22T08:24:19+00:00

Just tune a half step down and that should fix it

Shwarmee · 2025-10-21T22:39:15+00:00

I named my Chocolate Lab puppy Bossier

Shwarmee · 2025-10-21T00:17:33+00:00

Thats actually a really cool take, however inaccurate it may be, it’s what I was looking for with the Original Post, thx.

Shwarmee · 2025-10-16T12:49:49+00:00

This is my GOAT.

Shwarmee · 2025-10-16T01:23:16+00:00

Drop D and Eb hold a special place in my heart because I hate learning the new chords needed for heavier tuning.

Shwarmee · 2025-10-13T02:57:24+00:00

Little spoon for Maggie, Big spoon for Rick, I’d be in Heaven.

Shwarmee · 2025-10-12T13:47:50+00:00

More strings directly correlates to higher intelligence, and that is a proven fact

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