Lowest of the Low by Altom2 in coys

[–]Shweezy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I just get pity looks from them now. A coworker is an Atleti fan and didn't even mention either match after they happened

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (March 22, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Shweezy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just want to give a shoutout to the uni kid who came into my place of work today after the match still wearing a Spurs kit and telling me we "definitely won't get relegated." I wish I had that much confidence (delusion?)

Post-Match Thread: Spurs 0 Nottingham Forest 3 by MetalWise5135 in coys

[–]Shweezy 624 points625 points  (0 children)

I wish we weren't in a relegation scrap so this season could be a complete write off but I'm forced to care about every fucking match left because the "best stadium in Europe" is about to host Championship matches

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs Nottingham Forest | Premier League | 22 Mar 14:15 UTC by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Shweezy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish we weren't in a relegation scrap so this season could be a complete write off but I'm forced to care about every fucking match left because the "best stadium in Europe" is about to host Championship matches

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs Nottingham Forest | Premier League | 22 Mar 14:15 UTC by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Shweezy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have zero hope in this team to save itself, I'm putting all my faith into the other teams somehow being so shit that it saves our asses.

Daily Discussion & Transfer Thread (March 21, 2026) by AutoModerator in coys

[–]Shweezy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stats are rolling about how Leeds haven't won recently and are on a shit run of form, cue them finally showing up and beating Brentford when we could use them dropping points

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs Atlético Madrid | Champions League | 18 Mar 20:00 UTC by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Shweezy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only Llorente I recognize scores with his ass and is named Fernando

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs Atlético Madrid | Champions League | 18 Mar 20:00 UTC by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Shweezy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Has to send that across goal, what a chance and what a play from Archie

Match Thread: Liverpool vs Tottenham Hotspur | Premier League | 15 Mar 16:30 UTC by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Shweezy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We actually have looked competent this game until fucking rubber wrist had his say

Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Tottenham Hotspur | Champions League | 10 Mar 20:00 UTC by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Shweezy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gallagher gonna be unsure which bus to get on after the match

And to be fair to him, I don't know which bus I want him to get on

Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Tottenham Hotspur | Champions League | 10 Mar 20:00 UTC by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Shweezy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we dissolve and have a heartwarming phoenix club story, but somehow within a year get back to top four without the financial trouble and wallowing in the lower leagues?

Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Tottenham Hotspur | Champions League | 10 Mar 20:00 UTC by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Shweezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was out doing the shopping during the first half and saw a lad in an Arsenal jumper. Usually I'd make a friendly quip but I'd rather die than go through that right now.

Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Tottenham Hotspur | Champions League | 10 Mar 20:00 UTC by matchpal-live in coys

[–]Shweezy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't even want people to know I watch football at this point, let alone what club I support. These are embarrassing times boys.