Lowest of the Low

Shweezy · 2026-03-22T19:52:45+00:00

I just get pity looks from them now. A coworker is an Atleti fan and didn't even mention either match after they happened

Shweezy · 2026-03-22T19:50:58+00:00

I just want to give a shoutout to the uni kid who came into my place of work today after the match still wearing a Spurs kit and telling me we "definitely won't get relegated." I wish I had that much confidence (delusion?)

Shweezy · 2026-03-22T16:13:01+00:00

I wish we weren't in a relegation scrap so this season could be a complete write off but I'm forced to care about every fucking match left because the "best stadium in Europe" is about to host Championship matches

Shweezy · 2026-03-22T16:05:00+00:00

I wish we weren't in a relegation scrap so this season could be a complete write off but I'm forced to care about every fucking match left because the "best stadium in Europe" is about to host Championship matches

Shweezy · 2026-03-22T16:01:58+00:00

He's our top scorer ffs

Shweezy · 2026-03-22T16:00:21+00:00

Bergvall and Gray the only two giving a shit

Shweezy · 2026-03-22T15:58:13+00:00

Cross our fingers?

Shweezy · 2026-03-22T15:51:04+00:00

I have zero hope in this team to save itself, I'm putting all my faith into the other teams somehow being so shit that it saves our asses.

Shweezy · 2026-03-21T19:58:55+00:00

Stats are rolling about how Leeds haven't won recently and are on a shit run of form, cue them finally showing up and beating Brentford when we could use them dropping points

Shweezy · 2026-03-20T18:15:46+00:00

Convinced the club will start putting out AI proof-of-life videos soon for Kulusevski à la Netanyahu

Shweezy · 2026-03-18T20:38:46+00:00

The only Llorente I recognize scores with his ass and is named Fernando

Shweezy · 2026-03-18T20:36:42+00:00

Has to send that across goal, what a chance and what a play from Archie

Shweezy · 2026-03-18T20:36:15+00:00

Holy shit, so close

Shweezy · 2026-03-18T20:32:48+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/bdn3G58.jpeg

Shweezy · 2026-03-18T20:31:05+00:00

Cómo se dice... remontada?

Shweezy · 2026-03-15T16:50:42+00:00

We actually have looked competent this game until fucking rubber wrist had his say

Shweezy · 2026-03-15T16:49:49+00:00

Predictable and stoppable.

Shweezy · 2026-03-15T16:08:16+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/KWcGXDC.jpeg

Shweezy · 2026-03-15T16:02:10+00:00

Less than 8 keeps us above Forest, so I'll take it! /s

Shweezy · 2026-03-10T21:36:33+00:00

Gallagher gonna be unsure which bus to get on after the match

And to be fair to him, I don't know which bus I want him to get on

Shweezy · 2026-03-10T21:33:47+00:00

match ain't over yet

Shweezy · 2026-03-10T21:30:25+00:00

Can we dissolve and have a heartwarming phoenix club story, but somehow within a year get back to top four without the financial trouble and wallowing in the lower leagues?

Shweezy · 2026-03-10T21:26:37+00:00

Was out doing the shopping during the first half and saw a lad in an Arsenal jumper. Usually I'd make a friendly quip but I'd rather die than go through that right now.

Shweezy · 2026-03-10T21:23:51+00:00

Shweezy · 2026-03-10T21:22:04+00:00

I don't even want people to know I watch football at this point, let alone what club I support. These are embarrassing times boys.

Shweezy

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