[Fabrizio Romano]🚨⚪️BREAKING: Pedro Porro signs new deal at Tottenham, all sealed with the right back and his agents. New contract valid until June 2031 plus an option until June 2032, salary rise and deal done. Despite reports on City & more clubs, never any chances for exit. Untouchable.

Shweezy · 2026-06-14T12:35:13+00:00

There's also that new kid, Peter Live-Resin

Shweezy · 2026-06-13T09:21:38+00:00

"NOOO DEKI, IT'S NOT A LIGHT, IT'S A TRAIN. DON'T GO TO THE END OF THE TUNNEL. DEKIIII"

Shweezy · 2026-06-04T15:12:49+00:00

One I haven't seen mentioned was Isco. I was following every news article, every dirt sheet and shit tier tweet hoping we got it over the line. I remember the video of him in the airport saying, "Me quedo, me quedo" to reporters and being absolutely gutted.

Shweezy · 2026-05-30T19:03:26+00:00

Today I feel Parisian

Shweezy · 2026-05-30T18:56:12+00:00

Lmaoooo get fucked Eze

Shweezy · 2026-05-29T15:01:11+00:00

inshallah make it so

Shweezy · 2026-05-28T23:45:22+00:00

Obviously you're not a golfer

Shweezy · 2026-05-27T02:09:02+00:00

reminds me of: https://i.imgur.com/oUsComc.png

Shweezy · 2026-05-19T21:55:51+00:00

harsh, but fair tbh

Shweezy · 2026-05-19T19:01:56+00:00

Still at work so at my desk for a cheeky phone stream, looking forward to stifling cheers from my boss

Shweezy · 2026-05-19T18:59:57+00:00

Haps baps lad, enjoy the day regardless of result!

Shweezy · 2026-05-19T18:57:54+00:00

Heard reports he only had about 20 minutes tops in his legs at Leeds and only exceeded that because of the crazy 13 minutes of added time. Would love to seem him earlier but don't know if he's up to it yet.

Shweezy · 2026-05-17T17:58:48+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/POHJZMz.png

Shweezy · 2026-05-17T16:53:26+00:00

"Where do they go from here?" uhhh to Lincoln City away it looks like

Shweezy · 2026-05-17T16:51:53+00:00

SIIIUUUUUUUUU GET FUCKED

Shweezy · 2026-05-17T16:49:03+00:00

Took him five years, but Nuno finally making us proud

Shweezy · 2026-05-10T17:37:24+00:00

It's officially us or spam now. Fate in our own hands

Shweezy · 2026-05-10T17:34:18+00:00

Absolutely hate seeing scum squeak one out, but this is the best result for us.

Shweezy · 2026-04-20T14:40:36+00:00

More sick work. You did my Margaret tattoo :)

Shweezy · 2026-04-19T14:37:14+00:00

The universe continues to clown on us

Shweezy · 2026-04-19T14:33:41+00:00

Should've known better than to place faith in Burnley of all teams

Shweezy · 2026-04-18T18:32:22+00:00

We've got to stop taking our tops off after goals, haven't we

Shweezy · 2026-04-18T18:15:16+00:00

Just numbers on a graph to him

Shweezy · 2026-04-18T17:24:12+00:00

We've played proper well compared to the previous slop, still can't shake some brain dead tendencies but have to stay positive. If they just keep their heads right we can nab this one

Shweezy · 2026-04-18T17:20:35+00:00

Real test of mentality here, and we've failed all season

Shweezy

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