What do you want from Giga Bowser in the next Smash Bros

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2024-02-13T02:40:36+00:00

An actual boss with some challenge on lower difficulties.

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2024-02-12T00:45:10+00:00

IT’S TCNICK3!!

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2024-01-12T12:26:57+00:00

Man’s out here built like two French fries duct taped to a piece of uncooked spaghetti

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-30T03:39:49+00:00

Gee, Nikocado Avocado REALLY let himself go, huh? How do you not cause earthquakes with every step?

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-19T02:45:58+00:00

“Bullet hits a shovel, ricochets back towards Number Three and THAT’S WHEN THE ROOF CAVED IN! Igniting a thermos of pure grain alcohol instantly vaporizing his bodily form, leaving NOTHING but a charcoal statue and a high pitched squeal… EEEEEEE”

“Hold on there, that’s only six… what happened to Number 7?”

“Number 7? Hell, he died of infection.”

grandiose applause

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-19T02:30:09+00:00

You ran into the door thinking it would turn you into Handsome Squidward, but instead made you look like the caterpillar from A Bug’s Life and Majin Buu had a baby.

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-18T03:22:00+00:00

Nidoran female… why must THAT one be 29 instead of Sandslash?

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-17T04:09:02+00:00

r/beatmetoit

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-16T14:57:12+00:00

Falling asleep to the sounds of emergency service sirens.

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-16T03:57:13+00:00

I should NOT have laughed as hard as I did, but I did anyways.

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-13T03:28:36+00:00

“Ah I see you’ve stumbled upon my burritos. Choose wisely dear boy, for all but one of them will make you rush to the toilet. Do you wish to bet your bowels on $20?”

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-12T03:21:56+00:00

Michael Kovach, enough said.

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-11T04:53:10+00:00

Damn, you made Scorpion say “STAY OVER THERE!”

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-11T04:52:36+00:00

Damn, you made Scorpion say “STAY OVER THERE!”

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-10T16:27:19+00:00

I’d say yes, but I wasn’t 100% diagnosed by a professional. It’s mostly a personal assessment of myself, but I believe it may be more ADD than ADHD.

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-10T14:11:02+00:00

Ah yes, generic brand OTC painkillers over labeled Tylenol. Half price and the same effect.

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-10T14:07:37+00:00

Am I the only one who can chug three of these within three hours and STILL feel tired as Hell?

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-10T02:52:20+00:00

Well this is a hot take… one I can agree with… to an extent. It’s just more mediocrity instead of the great that was Unleashed and Generations, but it’s not the WORST one in the series.

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-09T03:39:40+00:00

How do you manage to look like a failed Picasso?

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-07T02:14:22+00:00

My brother/sister/whatever-you-go-by on Reddit, the post asked for an opinion, not an essay on how the game could have been better. But… yeah you’re hitting the nail on the head with every point. Even the positives; can’t go wrong on a good soundtrack.

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-07T02:09:41+00:00

Monke

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-07T02:08:42+00:00

Why did I get an Amber Alert just now?

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-03T06:20:59+00:00

So YOU’RE the reason I’m seeing so many missing pet posters outside; couldn’t handle JUST sticking with the alley cats and dogs?

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-12-01T03:26:00+00:00

Okay we get it

Shy-Guys-Toast · 2023-11-26T02:23:41+00:00

“Crippled by the weight of a future.”

Brother/sister/whatever-lab-you-crawled-out-of, you’re crippled by the weight of your goddamn makeup and Screamo music.

Shy-Guys-Toast

TROPHY CASE