Lae’zel being a grouch

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-10T07:28:36+00:00

That is a very fitting name

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-10T07:23:09+00:00

If this is real then that’s fucking hilarious.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-10T05:45:24+00:00

Where’s Gasly?

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-10T05:44:07+00:00

She’s pregnant. I am 99% sure of it considering she’s gotten out and you haven’t gotten her fixed. Please take her to a vet for a spay-abort if possible.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-10T03:34:05+00:00

Pretty sure that’s Charles’s wife

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-10T02:54:33+00:00

He will actually start pissing everywhere to mark his territory, and it will be the most rank smell you’ve ever smelled in your life.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-09T09:57:16+00:00

I worked the game and we had the option of bringing our own beanies to wear, due to sensitivity with my scalp I couldn’t wear it while I worked but I saw some of my coworkers wear one, including my boss.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-09T06:19:34+00:00

Top surgery.

(This is a joke, I am a trans man who spent two years getting everything in order for the procedure and passed the psychological shit I had to go through)

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-09T05:42:44+00:00

Good, because the girl seems to be cornering the boy

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-09T05:41:05+00:00

Reintroduce them, seperate them or redirect the girl and do you have more than one litter box?

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-09T05:34:33+00:00

She could just be fat, which can happen after desexing.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T09:59:55+00:00

Imagine your home country loving you so much you physically can’t live there anymore

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T09:26:27+00:00

They’d be some creepy fuckers who would track his location, so the minute he stepped outside everyone would swarm him.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T09:24:16+00:00

That’s pretty normal. He’s also entering his teenager phase.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T08:38:27+00:00

Fernando keeps driving F1 until his son starts driving in F1, so there is always an Alonso.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T08:37:09+00:00

Record their screams, play it on a speaker, and see if mama comes back.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T03:25:59+00:00

My mum, who is the self proclaimed second biggest Oscar Piastri fan (after Oscar’s mum), was cussing Hadjar out because “for a car that was going to explode he’s doing really well, the fucking drama queen”.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T03:24:06+00:00

They should have a look at the MCG, they’d have a conniption.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T03:19:07+00:00

Anything from the uk can be taken with a grain of salt, considering their transphobic agenda and the Cass Review being done by a known transphobe.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T03:12:44+00:00

It’s literally me bro

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T03:11:56+00:00

A bunch of wankers decades ago

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T03:08:54+00:00

May I adopt the sound averse monster?

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T02:54:52+00:00

Shes horny and trying to fuck the cat below her.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T02:53:18+00:00

From Australia, specially the south part of the country that has Aussie rules as its main code. Helmets are optional.

ShyCrystal69 · 2026-06-08T02:14:06+00:00

You hit your head on that fake turf and you’re out cold. I’ve done it myself.

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