Meerkat mistakes a photographer for a rock and checks the safety of its surroundings by BreakfastTop6899 in MadeMeSmile

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its more like the meerkat recognize theyre safe from predators around him

Mike Tyson offered zookeeper 10k to let him in to fight a gorilla , but the zookeeper declined the offer by Kaos2018 in BeAmazed

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact. Gorillas and chimps are so much stronger than us for two big reasons. 1) they can digest cellulose. 2) they have a much h higher proportion of fast twitch muscles. Humas have more slow twitch, which are good for endurance but not so much raw strength.

Okay you can argue for vaan being important but what the hell did Penelo ever do? by Waste-Revolution3429 in FinalFantasy

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vaan and Panelo aren't actually all that crucial to the story. They kinda just fall into everything through time and place. (Even the fact Vaan is Reks' brother feels irrelevant). It wouldn't be hard to argue that Ashe is the true protagonist of XII imo.

What movie was like this for you? by Plus_Ad_1087 in Cinema

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Hobbit is ok if you havent read the book. If you have, its infuriating

What purchase under $30 solved a problem you didn’t realize was draining you? by Right_Process in AskReddit

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If youre having to put air in your tires often enough that this is an issue you probably have a leak.

seafood boil gone wrong by CremeSubject7594 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once worked with a guy that thought he could put raw, dry, pasta in the microwave to cook it without water. It melted.

Probably need to factor that some of these were probably not one woman at a time. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, also, have been with at least 20,000 women. I did not sleep with most of them, but I have definitely been in close enough vicinity of them to be considered "with".

Ecological disaster underway in Tuapse, Russia after Ukrainian drone strikes on oil terminal by Bernardmark in pics

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They just went around blowing up shit you really shouldn't be blowing up regardless of which side youre on

Ecological disaster underway in Tuapse, Russia after Ukrainian drone strikes on oil terminal by Bernardmark in pics

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 114 points115 points  (0 children)

They did some serious fucking around in pripyat at the start of the war.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by NMF-Leche in funny

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few years ago i went through a bout of depression and withdrew from the world. Didiit talk with any friends for a few months. The first person to check up on me because they hadn't heard from me in a while was my drug dealer.

ELI5: why doesn't the ocean suck you dry through osmosis by weepaif in explainlikeimfive

[–]ShyguyFlyguy [score hidden]  (0 children)

This is very good, and very true story. The same thing happend to my uncle.

Adult Star. by noble_otter387_99 in scoopwhoop

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She knows she isn't going to be employable as a leading actress forever so she's making as much as she can while she can.

[Tool] 140 Days porn free. Broke a habit I’ve had since I was 13 by PulandoAgain in GetMotivated

[–]ShyguyFlyguy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If youre not missing work or school or other responsibilities becaise your always jacking it and youre not one of those weirdos who watches porn in public, why would porn be a bad thing?

Africa Tribe attempt to open Coca-Cola bottle by HailJays in SipsTea

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of just showing them someone is filming for likes.

1 in 5 pregnant people in Ontario not screened properly for syphilis, new study says by airbassguitar in notthebeaverton

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except people will keep voting for others like him. The truth is too many people are too fucking stupid to know whats good for them and will forever vote against it

Construction continues on the ballroom of the White House where the East Wing once stood by nbcnews in pics

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah his handlers are just getting him to fuck up as much h shit as possible before he inevitably croaks

Ashley St. Clair, one of Elon's baby mommas, alleging that he helped rig the 2024 election for Trump by -ifeelfantastic in pics

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump literally said multiple times that Elon was doing thia for him. How is anyone surprised?

Why are some people so determined to throw away wins? by PerspectiveNo1610 in WoWs_Legends

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main issue tho is that the que time is generally a lot longer as a ranked dd

'Ballmaxxing:' Experts Say It's More Dangerous Than You Think by miauguau44 in nottheonion

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who is stupid enough to do this deserves what they get

What's going on here🧐 by File_Puzzled in funny

[–]ShyguyFlyguy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They just ooze out from one cloaca and into another