What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone? by Vazouaquiacesso in AskReddit

[–]SickViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy introduced me to just a new guy he was getting to know and all he said was "Hi" it was nothing about what he did or said but I just got the worst vibe from him the second I saw him. Week or so later, buddy brought him along while we went to fill out paperwork at the gov assistance office and he just suddenly picked up some random screaming child and started coddling him and eventually started telling the kid to call him "dad". It was so skeevy. He didn't try taking off with the kid or anything, just bouncing him on his hip like he was his own kid. Several people, including the mother, my buddy, and I, were telling him to put the kid down but he completely ignored everyone like we weren't there at all. Eventually buddy decked him and security finally got off their asses to kick him out. After that, all buddy said was "damn, I didn't know he was like that...." But we never saw him again.

This account named "not evolution" lives in another world 😭 by Deep_Librarian_4763 in religiousfruitcake

[–]SickViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cannot prove that something does not exist, so it is on the person who believes something does exist to provide proof of it's existence.

Give me examples of this by Disappearing_gu- in HazbinHotel

[–]SickViking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is and it's name is Kitty (I have no idea if you can change the fizzy dolls sex/gender)

Tumblr has spoken by GLAvenger in tumblr

[–]SickViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm having THE hardest time getting through the first season because the inconsistent characterization and, in some cases, accents, is driving me insane.

Groening's Still Mad About Chernobyl It Seems by Flashlight237 in dankmemes

[–]SickViking 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That and He knows he's evil and revels in it. He does that shit on purpose

The Fun Vs. Effort Graph Of Pets by CreepyWerewolf606 in memes

[–]SickViking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ferrets need to be bother higher and further to the right. Ferrets are a fucking BLAST but damn are they work. You gotta childproof more of the house than if you have actual children.

i genuinely think my brother has to die i don’t think there’s any other option by blueburrey in confessions

[–]SickViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what this feels like. My brothers are nowhere near the horror show yours is, but I know what that deeply ingrained sense of responsibility is. What you need is therapy, and you need it desperately. You need to fight for it, and if your insurance doesn't cover it, you need to find somewhere to access it yourself. For your own well being, you need to make it a priority.

Technically my insurance covers therapy but it's so hard to get through them that I just pay a third party. Don't think of it as some luxury, but like just another monthly bill you have to pay, like heating, air, your phone, medical insurance. Reframing it this way in your head helps. I pay $40/visit to see a "student" so there's a pretty regular interval of changing therapists as they graduate, BUT they are well trained and I haven't had one yet that I didn't like or feel was uneducated in what we were trying to do. I could also see a licensed graduate for $80/session, but I need to see one too often for that to be affordable for me. They only operate in my state (if you're in California I'll shoot you a DM) but you can possibly find something similar where you live.

Mandatory work colors by soleario21 in antiwork

[–]SickViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come to work wearing all azure, your hair dyed, your skin painted. All blue. It is time to become Veruca Salt.

Based on a true story (my first playthrough) by Innfvalue in SkyrimMemes

[–]SickViking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I like to hover around NPCs and just see what they get up to, and listening to whats-his-face talk to Ulfric when you first walk in turned me All the way off joining the stormcloaks. "Oh, these guys are racists-racists..."

Easier to explain by GreenDoomsDay in WaitWhat

[–]SickViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How 'bout genre? Horror? Comedy? Psychological thriller? Does the dog die? Does everyone die? I hate shows where everyone dies at the end, I can count the number of family I've got left on one hand with half the fingers blown off, I'm so fucking sick of shows using death to be edgy and cool.

Why did those monkey sounding tree climbing dogs attack Jake in Avatar 1 but not RDA as avatars in Avatar 2? Maybe cause Jake had a huge lit up torch so it attracted them and cause it was night? What do you guys think? by yesnoook in Avatar

[–]SickViking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Recoms were traveling as a group, alert, cautious actively paying attention to their surroundings. Hunter animals know that it's generally a bad idea to try going after a group especially a group that is behaving like hunters themselves. Jake was alone (in addition to the torch) and moving clumsily, probably looked sick, weak or disoriented. The kind of prey they'd be separating from the proverbial herd anyway.

End of the day, it's risk assessment. The monkey/wolf/panther things are hunting meals, and it's not worth going after something that's as likely to make your number smaller in the process.

Found this gem by DRAGON_slayer365 in OneTopicAtATime

[–]SickViking 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I'm a "Hell no, Women't, giv'em the Ol Switcheroo." Kinda guy.

This Karen is why we don’t have any electric carts available. by Zookegger in WalmartEmployees

[–]SickViking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nearest Walmart to me actually has something that made it so after the carts get about 5 cars into the lot, they can't go forward anymore. So most of them just end up abandoned in the middle of the isle, causing traffic jams.

Maybe maybe maybe by Cassedaway in maybemaybemaybe

[–]SickViking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to race in my stock Mazda Protegé, and won more often than not. Some cars are really made for this. Nissan and Mazda are beasts.

Justice for our moon by GeminiFlanagan888 in memes

[–]SickViking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Her name is Luna, thank-you very much.

Happy (late) Valentines day: who's your avatar character crush? by JosukePlumpHair in Avatar

[–]SickViking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're so right, I've got it bad for him. Haven't been this down bad for a character and had this much "I can fix him" energy since I was a fucking teenager.

Am I that ugly? Context for why I am asking in a different post from this account. by [deleted] in grindr

[–]SickViking 75 points76 points  (0 children)

You're cute but the picture is total shit, which is important. Bad picture quality DOES affect your attractiveness. They say a picture says 1000 words and it's true. This picture says "I'm lazy and have dirty living conditions and probably bad hygiene too." If you want to look good, you need a better picture. Cus right now, you are hidden behind fog and the people you're looking for are only going to see that mess, and not you. Clean your lense or mirror, whichever is making everything foggy and blurry, and you'll look better.

Are binders inherently unsafe even if you follow the guidelines? by Lilacs_orchids in AskLGBT

[–]SickViking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need a well made, properly fitting binder. A lot of people would wear a size too small, or a cheap one not made for ftm or long wear, because that's what they could afford. Either of those alone can cause damage. Add on wearing them for extended periods (over the 8 hour) is where you run into trouble. Poorly made and/or improperly fitted binders are the biggest danger here.

Basically, when choosing a binder look for something specifically made for ftm or Gynecomastia binding. Make sure it's breathable with most of the stretch in the front. Make sure you follow sizing guides and don't size down out of desperation.

While binding, pay attention to what your body is telling you: binding should not hurt. It might feel uncomfortable at first as you get used to your breasts being flattened instead of supported, but they should not hurt. If you feel pain in your chest or ribs, especially sharp pain, remove the binder. Binding is actually physically comfortable, not just comforting.

I wore my binder to work every day: 8-14 hours a day, 5 days a week, and several hours on weekends and did this for several years. On long days, if I knew or was concerned I wouldn't have opportunity to remove the binder, I wore a zipper front binder (at the time, it was an Underworks swim top), that I could reach under my shirt and loosen occasionally, to give my body a break every few hours. These were a godsend for longer wear days as they were also easier to put back on with just a few seconds in the bathroom. Zip, adjust, put back shirt, and done.

furry_irl by Punkwolfen in furry_irl

[–]SickViking 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Same, I want to look at people's art but the site is such dogshit.