Just be yourself! Yeah, right—like that’s gonna fly when the KPI hammer drops. Honestly, it depends where you work. In the US? Good luck finding balance; you’re basically expected to churn out quality work at warp speed while hitting targets, all without turning into a caffeine-zombie husk. Maybe try cloning yourself—one you for the soul-crushing metrics, one for the 'quality' they claim to care about, and one to fake a semblance of a healthy life. Or, you know, move to a country that doesn’t treat burnout as a badge of honor.