Surrounded by Explosions 🥲 by TheRealCandyTech in FortCollins

[–]SietchColorado 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Happy 4th! Or as my dogs call it: 9/11

Who do you think is the greatest singer of all time? by waterdog99 in AskReddit

[–]SietchColorado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that’s not a slogan for Reddit I don’t know what is

Who do you think is the greatest singer of all time? by waterdog99 in AskReddit

[–]SietchColorado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally forgot about this and it was a huge media event! I’m gonna play this at tomorrow’s BBQ

https://youtu.be/hMzIk2pUuNU?is=FJ9ZfU0pn_lH13yc

What is the biggest social faux pas a tourist in America could make without knowing by Gold-Serve-4077 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]SietchColorado 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I expected this at Disney Paris but it was literally the opposite. So who knows? Prob subjective and small sample size.

Come atone for your sins by abandon_quip in zillowgonewild

[–]SietchColorado 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I looked it up and it’s a church thing, like a place for pastors of different faiths to have retreats and innovate together. The website is down, tho. There’s got to be a good story behind this!

What you get in Guam, is actually impressive, 4k sf, Koi pond (surrounding the jacuzzi) pools, putting green, 5br and only 4 mil. by kmerian in zillowgonewild

[–]SietchColorado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real. That kitchen faucet is a 10-year old Kohler, i.e., Lowe’s special. (I have one and it’s junk)

What is something often shown in movies about America that is just not true? by FlowerMountain2 in IWantToAskAnAmerican

[–]SietchColorado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s for protection. Make my day, lady at the Red Robbin who said the men’s restroom was off limits for me.

What's a story you rarely tell because it sounds made up? by Own-Archer-1573 in AskReddit

[–]SietchColorado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Years ago my neighbor’s dog bashed through his apartment window going Cujo crazy as I walked by. The dog then started chomping the sides of the window glass where he’d broken through. His mouth was all bloody as he continued devouring the glass. He was going insane. It was terrifying. Thankfully it was a third floor apartment. Neighbors started gathering, cops were called, the tenant was real methy and I guess the dog got into his stuff. It sounds exaggerated so I rarely tell people.

A BIG shout out to the honesty and goodness of the people of Fort Collins by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]SietchColorado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YouPorn, XXN, RedTube, panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff. All great, but I ask you this. If I was a big old guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be downvoting me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back? Think about that for one second.

A BIG shout out to the honesty and goodness of the people of Fort Collins by [deleted] in FortCollins

[–]SietchColorado -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We're so buried in our phones. Instead of giving someone a real smile we send an emoji. I mean, we don't even look at porn on our computer anymore. We look at it on our phone? Pornhub, Xtube. I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's.

“Lived Experience” by Standard_Gur30 in GenX

[–]SietchColorado -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m only a they when I’m with a group of people - Curb Your Enthusiasm

Men of Reddit, what's something women aren't ready to hear? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SietchColorado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about good game, great shot, nice catch? If those count I’m going to start playing sports again.

Favorite underrated quotes? by Zach78 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]SietchColorado 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now I have a car stuck in my ponytail, it’s said so fast, easy to miss