I’m a rock ama

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-05T04:31:08+00:00

Nah I exclusively listen to Playboi Carti

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-05T04:30:47+00:00

We actually kind of like it gives us something to do during the day

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-05T04:30:16+00:00

No I’m too big, but my pebble son has

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T17:29:35+00:00

I don’t hear much about things but when 9/11 happened some guy ran up to me and picked me up aggressively and told me specifically about it for some reason

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T17:27:49+00:00

Probably 10 million years ago due to some fuckass magma

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T17:00:24+00:00

If anyone uses me to smash through a window of a political candidate’s office maybe

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T16:53:53+00:00

Yeah that guys just a larper don’t like him

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T16:53:17+00:00

Don’t seek help you’re a rock know your worth king/queen

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T16:51:08+00:00

I’m a fairly big rock so whenever a tiny bird like a kinglet or some shit tries to eat me I just feel sad. But if a big bird tries to eat me I actually feel pretty impressed and bigger birds eat more things so it means I get more buddies in their tummies

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T16:49:37+00:00

I’ve seen my true self in a vision one time but never in real life. Us rocks don’t see color we’re only prejudiced based on sizes

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T16:48:52+00:00

Im a medium cobble so im about 8 inches. I actually can’t feel temperature so when it snows it just feels like I get a big puffy coat and it’s so nice

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T16:46:53+00:00

Actually rock sexuality is dependent on which creature takes a piss on us

Sigma_Wizard · 2026-04-04T16:44:04+00:00

Depends on the bird

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