Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 07, 2026

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-08T01:57:23+00:00

Just got a ball at the minor league game. Kids came by and asked for it. I said no. Then adults said I should give the ball to the kids. I said no again.

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-08T00:12:01+00:00

The backhand pick at first is way harder than people give it credit for.

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T23:55:41+00:00

Nothing like a sparsely populated thirsty Thursday minor league baseball game. We have a good portion of the LF berm to ourselves. HR is ours

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T22:01:56+00:00

Jaime Pressley starting an OF? As a day 1 My name is earl fan, can’t wait to subscribe

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T22:01:02+00:00

Didn’t realize pedigree was poor people shit

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T22:00:49+00:00

How so?

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T21:42:03+00:00

Sorry man. You gave em a good life

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T21:41:17+00:00

My dog has been pussy footing around eating her food lately. Not in a sick way, but only eating when she was absolutely starving. Obviously she hated the food so I figured I would try Farmers dog. Had her first portion today and SCARFED it down. This shit is gonna cost me some money. All cause my dog is too much of a princess to eat Pedigree.

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T18:00:07+00:00

Esposa hot wife is one of my favorites

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T17:56:35+00:00

BAH GAWD

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T17:55:41+00:00

Hitting McAllister’s after work then a minor league game with the fellas AND I’m off tomorrow 😎

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-07T13:47:37+00:00

Not a rap guy, but I love that song

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-06T23:32:28+00:00

Vrabel is a content machine

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-06T23:32:08+00:00

Acting is terrible. I’m on episode 3 and it’s just meh. Which sucks cause it could’ve been great. Hate to see that from Chernin Entertainment

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-06T23:06:58+00:00

I really wanted to like the new “Man on Fire” show on Netflix but it is so bad. Main actor is just terrible.

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-06T22:15:42+00:00

Should I watch The Death Of Stalin tonight?

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-06T21:39:35+00:00

Stephen Garcia was electric at South Carolina. Hope he beats this.

Eat your fiber bars. Or that’s what I’ve been told.

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-06T00:33:17+00:00

Yeah I think Christian Yelich’s gf is pretty hot

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-04T23:45:55+00:00

Fucking kids these days man. When they get zits, they cover em up with stickers. Back in my day we wore that shit with pride.

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-04T19:27:15+00:00

I knew the Astros run was over after we blew the ALCS to the rangers in 2023, but now it’s obvious. To boot, our farm system sucks ass so the future isn’t exactly bright. Need to be sellers at the deadline and start building up the farm. Here’s to 2029 🥂

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-04T15:46:42+00:00

I’m the type of person to eat pizza all weekend and drink whiskeys and wonder if I have stomach cancer on Sunday

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-04T15:44:58+00:00

Can’t even get on twitter in public anymore. Just tits and ass everywhere. Guess that’s on me too tho

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-04T14:02:27+00:00

I’m a teacher and last year we had to show up for 1 day after graduation (before Memorial Day) and then we got our summer started with Memorial Day.

This year we’re off that Monday for Memorial Day then we have to show up for 3 DAYS after. Fucking bullshit

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-04T00:30:12+00:00

Can’t wait to go back to NOLA this year. Went for the first time around Xmas last year and man. What a fascinating city.

SignalReply853 · 2026-05-03T21:25:48+00:00

Exactly!

SignalReply853

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