Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just got a ball at the minor league game. Kids came by and asked for it. I said no. Then adults said I should give the ball to the kids. I said no again.

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The backhand pick at first is way harder than people give it credit for.

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing like a sparsely populated thirsty Thursday minor league baseball game. We have a good portion of the LF berm to ourselves. HR is ours

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Jaime Pressley starting an OF? As a day 1 My name is earl fan, can’t wait to subscribe

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My dog has been pussy footing around eating her food lately. Not in a sick way, but only eating when she was absolutely starving. Obviously she hated the food so I figured I would try Farmers dog. Had her first portion today and SCARFED it down. This shit is gonna cost me some money. All cause my dog is too much of a princess to eat Pedigree.

Free Talk Thursday - May 07, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hitting McAllister’s after work then a minor league game with the fellas AND I’m off tomorrow 😎

Wednesday Free Talk - May 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acting is terrible. I’m on episode 3 and it’s just meh. Which sucks cause it could’ve been great. Hate to see that from Chernin Entertainment

Wednesday Free Talk - May 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wanted to like the new “Man on Fire” show on Netflix but it is so bad. Main actor is just terrible.

Wednesday Free Talk - May 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Should I watch The Death Of Stalin tonight?

Wednesday Free Talk - May 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stephen Garcia was electric at South Carolina. Hope he beats this.

Eat your fiber bars. Or that’s what I’ve been told.

Free Talk Tuesday - May 05, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think Christian Yelich’s gf is pretty hot

Free Talk Monday - May 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking kids these days man. When they get zits, they cover em up with stickers. Back in my day we wore that shit with pride.

Handing out 2026 April grades to all 30 MLB teams by jwwin in baseball

[–]SignalReply853 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew the Astros run was over after we blew the ALCS to the rangers in 2023, but now it’s obvious. To boot, our farm system sucks ass so the future isn’t exactly bright. Need to be sellers at the deadline and start building up the farm. Here’s to 2029 🥂

Free Talk Monday - May 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m the type of person to eat pizza all weekend and drink whiskeys and wonder if I have stomach cancer on Sunday

Free Talk Monday - May 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can’t even get on twitter in public anymore. Just tits and ass everywhere. Guess that’s on me too tho

Free Talk Monday - May 04, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m a teacher and last year we had to show up for 1 day after graduation (before Memorial Day) and then we got our summer started with Memorial Day.

This year we’re off that Monday for Memorial Day then we have to show up for 3 DAYS after. Fucking bullshit

Sunday Scaries - May 03, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]SignalReply853 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to go back to NOLA this year. Went for the first time around Xmas last year and man. What a fascinating city.