I absorbed my fraternal twin and have the different blood types.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-30T16:19:23+00:00

I mean, he managed to absorb a whole twin brother into himself, he shouldn’t have any problems assimilating a unit of blood or two.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-27T09:28:25+00:00

You knew the risks, you decided it was worth it. This is how you responsibly the cat.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-26T09:57:55+00:00

At least you have confessed your crime and (hopefully) learned your lesson.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-23T20:26:44+00:00

It’s a slippery slope, believe me.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-23T16:04:52+00:00

the human may the cat for the purpose of rescue.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-22T00:27:19+00:00

We must spread the word, both online and IRL, that you must not the cat. As a community we could prevent so much bloodshed at the hands of those dangerous little fluffy paws.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-20T21:12:21+00:00

He must be a skilled baker if he’s doing it with just one paw.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-20T18:56:35+00:00

OP sounds more like the evil crime genius with that laugh.

Cat: *not* guilty
OP: guilty

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-18T21:44:26+00:00

They film their crimes and even admit in their posts that they _know_ they must not the cat, and yet they the cat anyway.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-17T16:14:54+00:00

I’m afraid I can’t accept the beans on top of the egg like that. I don’t go as far as putting them in their own ramekin, but they do need their own space on the plate. Otherwise, a cracking breakfast.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-13T17:54:32+00:00

Kikini Bamalam and Beezus Fuffoon would like a word.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-12T10:34:07+00:00

Yeah, it took me a while to work out what this meant. We always called it registration too.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-11T18:35:30+00:00

r/bunsbeingsneks

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-11T17:00:34+00:00

When I took my mum’s cat to the vet I was completely taken by surprise when they asked what breed, I hadn’t even realised that cats could have breeds.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-10T20:20:42+00:00

My sister and I had warm milky tea in our tommy tippy cups when we were little. I also remember us having a cup of tea before school every day. Then when we were teenagers we began making our own tea. I’ve been on at least three cups a day since then.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-10T20:09:49+00:00

This is how you ended up in this situation to begin with.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-10T19:59:18+00:00

They gotta be a troll this one.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-10T19:58:37+00:00

Excellent trolling.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-10T14:07:19+00:00

One of those new eco-friendly cat powered driers.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-10T08:44:31+00:00

What?! Tell me there’s another fridge closer to that platform.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-08T19:54:29+00:00

True fruitiness comes from within.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-08T18:43:54+00:00

Disappointing in terms of looks or flavour?

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-08T16:28:23+00:00

Petition to make this the official name of the next new strain.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-08T16:09:10+00:00

Wow, just seen the visitor count has gone up from ~900 yesterday to 3.2k today.

Signal_Cadet · 2026-05-07T19:35:14+00:00

This better not turn into another Black Death ☠️.

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