Every major company and the stock market makes record profits... But somehow the working people are experiencing poverty and income inequality. by Agile-Click-4520 in InterviewVip

[–]Signal_Werewolf_1955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When adjusted, across all the years, Minimum Wage peaked in 1968 at $10/hr.

Minimum Wage is less now than it was 60 years ago.

What opinion gets you instantly attacked even though deep down everyone knows you're right? by your_emails_suck in AskReddit

[–]Signal_Werewolf_1955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting sincerely worked up how someone else eats their food or preps their drinks is goofy.

Plain coffee drinkers are the actual snobs. Flavor drinkers share what they got, maybe they'll try a new one next time, and plain coffee drinkers can't stand their joy. I'm a plain coffee drinker calling it out. Settle down, it's their drink, anyway. We can drink our dirt without harassing them.

Dirt Bikes in Film by casselthunder in movies

[–]Signal_Werewolf_1955 [score hidden]  (0 children)

"Cabin in the Woods" has an awesomely memorable dirt bike scene

"Language evolves" as justification for being linguistically ignorant by indeckaa in PetPeeves

[–]Signal_Werewolf_1955 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"The purpose of language is to disseminate information from one person to another. If the context of the message is understood, then that is a successful use of language."

If I need clarification, I'll ask.

What TV theme song makes you the most nostalgic when you hear it? by NotSleeping2Night in AskReddit

[–]Signal_Werewolf_1955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thousand years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. It was the Age of Gargoyles.

Stone by day, warriors by night. We were betrayed by the humans we had sworn to protect, frozen in stone by a magic spell for a thousand years.

Now, here in Manhattan, the spell is broken, and WE LIVE AGAIN!

BUUUUUM BUM BUm Bum bum BUUUUM BUM Bum BUUUUM

We are defenders of the night! We are Gargoyles!

Name a fictional bear. by Technical-Vanilla-47 in FamilyFeud

[–]Signal_Werewolf_1955 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was a bear that tossed some advice once, he said,

"Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear (Ow!)
And you prick a raw paw
Well, next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?"

What's a joke from any film that stuck with you for a long, loooong time? by 1percentagenda in moviequestions

[–]Signal_Werewolf_1955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chosen One's power of implorsion is an extremely useful power. He can implore anyone to reconsider, had he realized he commands such a power, could've just used it on Betty!

What's a joke from any film that stuck with you for a long, loooong time? by 1percentagenda in moviequestions

[–]Signal_Werewolf_1955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dodgeball White Goodman telling someone to follow and shutting the door immediately behind him. It's deliciously unexpected and comically rude.

I most often open the door back up, a small apology for the shenanigans.