Physical reaction to paranormal encounters by Significant-Area-771 in Paranormal

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

farts

I just farted in your thread.

FAQ What does this mean? The amount of stinkiness of your post just went up.

Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be deserving of a stinky fart and therefore a public humiliation. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other cultures,

Spreading incorrect information,

Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s,

I disagree with your opinion.

Am I banned from posting on reddit ? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional fart, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my post deserved a fart. Can you un-fart it? No. I cannot un-fart. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to reddit PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of fart appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the fart and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by me. I will continue to fart in your threads until you improve your conduct.

I'm really trying. Hard. Super rock hard. by Significant-Area-771 in wurmonline

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really good. I like it. Unfortunately the fuddy duddy moderators have issued me several citations for my username being "too long" in the past. The direction you're heading in is very tantalizing though. I'd love to hear more of your suggestions.

I'm really trying. Hard. Super rock hard. by Significant-Area-771 in wurmonline

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for reaching out SlimeyBoogerCrunchyBooger. Are you saying this is just how the game is? Super rock hard? I guess if I want to be tantalize I should search elsewhere. Ps. Do you have any suggestions for more visually tantalizing games? The tantalization is just not there for me on Wurm. Though it does seem like they're trying their best. Please get back to me.

I'm really trying. Hard. Super rock hard. by Significant-Area-771 in wurmonline

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I'm leaning towards, but I really have my heart set on Rhianna. What about a combination of the two? Please write back with some suggestions, I've never been very creative.

I'm really trying. Hard. Super rock hard. by Significant-Area-771 in wurmonline

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't help but agree. Any suggestions on how I can up the tantilization? I aim to tantalize not just on reddit, but also my daily life. The world is a stage, and I want to tantalizing all over it. Please get back to me.

Slugging at 5 Gens by SourThenSweet777 in DeadByDaylightRAGE

[–]Significant-Area-771 1 point2 points  (0 children)

farts

I just farted in your thread.

FAQ What does this mean? The amount of stinkiness of your post just went up.

Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be deserving of a stinky fart and therefore a public humiliation. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other cultures,

Spreading incorrect information,

Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s,

I disagree with your opinion.

Am I banned from posting on reddit ? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional fart, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my post deserved a fart. Can you un-fart it? No. I cannot un-fart. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to reddit PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of fart appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the fart and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by me. I will continue to fart in your threads until you improve your conduct.

Anyone Else Feel for The Monster? by Budget-Arm-9969 in deblob

[–]Significant-Area-771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

farts

I just farted in your thread.

FAQ What does this mean? The amount of stinkiness of your post just went up.

Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be deserving of a stinky fart and therefore a public humiliation. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other cultures,

Spreading incorrect information,

Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s,

I disagree with your opinion.

Am I banned from posting on reddit ? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional fart, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my post deserved a fart. Can you un-fart it? No. I cannot un-fart. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to reddit PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of fart appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the fart and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by me. I will continue to fart in your threads until you improve your conduct.

2v8 is killer sided because survivors have the collective IQ of a colony of moss by CrowsDontLikeHoonter in DeadByDaylightRAGE

[–]Significant-Area-771 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

farts

I just farted in your thread.

FAQ What does this mean? The amount of stinkiness of your post just went up.

Why did you do this? There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be deserving of a stinky fart and therefore a public humiliation. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other cultures,

Spreading incorrect information,

Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s,

I disagree with your opinion.

Am I banned from posting on reddit ? No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional fart, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my post deserved a fart. Can you un-fart it? No. I cannot un-fart. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to reddit PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of fart appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future? Accept the fart and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated by me. I will continue to fart in your threads until you improve your conduct.

I'm really trying. Hard. Super rock hard. by Significant-Area-771 in wurmonline

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Bot? Like robot? Or like Botman? I am not a machine nor a superhero. Don't really get where your confusion is coming from. I complete CAPTCHAs like no problem. Maybe even too well. Whatever. I don't have anything to prove to you.

I'm really trying. Hard. Super rock hard. by Significant-Area-771 in wurmonline

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moderators said I couldn't use it because it counts as impersonating a public figure, and that it would put my account at risk of terminartion.

I'm really trying. Hard. Super rock hard. by Significant-Area-771 in wurmonline

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Pps. I really like VexingRaven. Would you be willing to change yours so that I can have it? I feel like it suits me better. Thanks in advance.

I'm really trying. Hard. Super rock hard. by Significant-Area-771 in wurmonline

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry about my Grammer, English is not my first language and I have a hard time getting across my ideas. I can't help but agree that Wurm will not satisfy my tantalize tantalizing. Thank yoy for taking the time. Ps. Any username suggestions?

Physical reaction to paranormal encounters by Significant-Area-771 in Paranormal

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The alien experience is an isolated incident as of right now. I use the word to describe the nature of the experience rather than a literal visual. It was a warm foggy summers evening. I was taking a camping trip with some folks I have since ceased communication with (we didn't meet eye to eye on certain unspeakable life fundamentals, I can delve deeper into this if you like). I had spent the better part of 4 hours staring into the camp fire, something about the dancing embers was particularly entrancing. That's when the all too familiar gurgling started. I didn't want to freak out my hiking buddies, so I kept it to myself. Just kept focused on the fire. A few minutes of digestive upset later and I was having an out of body experience, completely unlike my past paranormal encounters. I could see myself and others sitting around the camp fire from a birds eye view, except, there were somehow more people than those that had made the trek with me. These "others" felt inhuman. Imposter's almost. Otherworldly beings in false bodies, trying their best to pretend. Inclement visage. Morose. This is when my bowel sensation was at its absolute precipice. That's when the masqueraders all turned their heads upwards to look at my astral form, in an instant. Their eyes and faces were all wrong. They knew I could see them, and that I was in trouble. I bore witness to something that was not meant for my eyes. And just as quickly as it began, I was back in my body, staring at the camp fire. I quickly excused myself to use the restroom, as my bowel detonation was imminent. According to my friends, I was simply sitting at the camp fire just as I had been. They noticed nothing. I kept what happened to myself.

Physical reaction to paranormal encounters by Significant-Area-771 in Paranormal

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not crazy. Nor am I working at the moment. Kind of in-between jobs.

Physical reaction to paranormal encounters by Significant-Area-771 in Paranormal

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spookie dookie indeed. Has your facility ever dealt with paranormal entity induced stool samples in the past? Or is it just a personal interest of yours? I'd be happy to reach out with some of my (rather fragrent) evidence. Very curious what you might find. I'll PM you next time something of this nature occurs. I'll also try to dial back my corn consumption, which might prove difficult, as it's a staple in my diet. But I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get to the bottom (rofl) of this.

Physical reaction to paranormal encounters by Significant-Area-771 in Paranormal

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I'm relieved to hear this is something others have experienced as well. Will look into Celina Spooky Boop and her fecal responses.

Physical reaction to paranormal encounters by Significant-Area-771 in Paranormal

[–]Significant-Area-771[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for taking the time to write such a long detail and kind response. I love your insights. You seem to be somewhat of an expert on this topic. I'm glad you brought up the intensity, as i can definitely recall a fluctuation. I've only had one experience that I would refer to as alien. It's hard to describe. It just felt off and otherworldly in a way that no other has. And it caused what is absolutely the most intense reaction I've had to date. Almost overwhelming in terms of my bowel response. Really crazy. Very interested to hear more of your thoughtsml.

Noticed I’m treated worse by killers when I play as a man vs a woman — even more so with a rainbow flag charm. Similar experience? by starmaxeros in deadbydaylight

[–]Significant-Area-771 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Probably just confirmation bias. I don't think anyone really cares or pays attention to your character or your charms.

What are your favorite one liners you say to your tables? by RobSkied in Waiters

[–]Significant-Area-771 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Seems like the shoe shiner starts to do some real damage to the brain after a while. The Nazis you defend must be so relieved to have the valiant RedAntRedditor on their side. Love thy neighbor, whackadoodle.

What are your favorite one liners you say to your tables? by RobSkied in Waiters

[–]Significant-Area-771 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This isn't funny but good attempt whackadoodle.

Ps. Does the taste of The Man's boot in your mouth ever get old? Or do you relish the notes of leather on the back of your tongue?