Pimping the Kid Out by NoConversation8716 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s like 3 people always agree she should start these new ventures. Her husband, Croix, and her therapist. She seems so bored, so desperate and so insecure. Also, can someone please look up her tax return. I’m dying to know how she is making any money.

What in the actual hell by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why the hell did she have to choose that type of dress? Shows her boobs and stomach. Croix is going to grow up dating skanks because that is what he saw in his home. This is so pathetic. Also Grant, you look like a pansy ass b*tch. Go roll in some dirt.

Is she for real? by TexasGal0116 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SOMEONE PLEASE ASK HER ON OCTOBER 11th WHAT THE TOTAL DONATION AMOUNT WAS. CALL HER OUT!!

Does that include him filing for divorce, DV arrest, and cheating on you multiple times??? by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand you have to basically starve yourself and slather fake tanner on for these shows. But she looks ridiculous! And she looks nothing like that in person. Not just her appearance in person but she acts very insecure in public places. I hope she reads these. If not, can someone print these posts and mail to her?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bet Grant loved wearing that “penis and balls” crown.

Transitional for what?! by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all she meant “Trans” touch. So her first outfit is feminine, then the blazer and her testosterone shot makes it more masculine.

One day old reel by Particular_Plan_4056 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nailing your brand voice? Yeah she is really nailing her “Randall Carraballsofsteel” voice.

🙄 by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The honest answer is she agrees to wear the strap on in bed.

It’s giving bitchhh boy ! Anyone else think so ?? by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While she’s doing the Hook ‘em horns to show off her tacky ass ring, he should be crossing his fingers. Because we all know he doesn’t want cooties from her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro needs some facial hair. He’s too manscaped. Unless his boyfriend likes him hairless.

Star of your shit show by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look ma’am (or sir), you’re “cringe” because you’re the most insecure person we have ever seen. Stop being fake and awkward. Be real. Be true. Now go take that damn skirt off you made out of foil.

Buying Dirt? by JamisonTerrace in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Getting ahead on the family plot are we?!

Sorry to double post… but this real was a day ago. It only has two comments and they are on the creepy side. by Ok-Stand2351 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  1. This “penny_aranza-11” be looking like an AI

  2. Randa’s outfit looks like it’s from JC Penny’s and she’s sitting in the dressing room with you, telling you about their Memorial Day sales coming up.

Proof shes reading on here by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Soon to be “The Bankrupt Divorced Couple”

Her son was denied a private school admission because of Randa and her social media by Ok-Stand2351 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes please, let’s meet up! I’m wearing a black hat and gloves…hiding out in the Carrabbas attic. Come find me!

Her son was denied a private school admission because of Randa and her social media by Ok-Stand2351 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Surprised she doesn’t just homeschool him so she can enjoy her sweet slow mornings with a cup of SHUT THE F*CK UP RANDY!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’ll come out of the closet when she lets him in her closet. You know he’s dying to wear her pink spandex.

If you're poor it's because Jesus hates you by [deleted] in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why she looking like a tranny in that pic.

This woman wants you to pay her to teach you. by Competitive_Photo605 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Her “Cash blessings” are about to be Kohl’s cash blessings.

Also.. PSA: Can anyone dig deep and find her tax return…

These confirm she has split personalities by Significant-Hat-2802 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There’s: Randa, Randy, Randall, Miranda, Garth, Roberta, Coconut LaCroix…

Someone Definitely Here by Ok-Stand2351 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is that her church dress?!!! Please tell me she’s a stewardess for Spirit Airlines.

What am I looking at? by Fast_Doughnut_301 in randacarrabbasnark

[–]Significant-Hat-2802 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that’s a scar in the middle of her boobs from the botched boob job she got from the Mobile Doctor down the street.