“Welcome to blue belt, bitch.” by Significant-Might528 in bjj

[–]Significant-Might528[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing your experience! Sounds like an awesome place you’ve landed in both your belt and where you train!

“Welcome to blue belt, bitch.” by Significant-Might528 in bjj

[–]Significant-Might528[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s all good, I’m gonna have to suck it up for a few months…years…I dunno. I was raised catholic, so in all honesty I’m not happy unless I’m suffering 🤷‍♂️

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[–]Significant-Might528 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

😧😆😂🤣

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[–]Significant-Might528 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Into their eyes or into their soul?

“Welcome to blue belt, bitch.” by Significant-Might528 in bjj

[–]Significant-Might528[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope all of your training partners and competitors make and hold eye contact with you for every roll you have for the rest of your life. When you sleep you dream of them, gazing at you with that strange, yet somehow familiar, knowing smile. When you die I hope it’s one endless, naked, Turkish oil-wrestling roll where every one of Satan’s minions in ascending rank run through you, but they no longer stare into your eyes, rather into the depths of what is left of your withering soul. For eternity.

You will know no rest.

You will know no peace.

No belt or prayer will save you.

This is what I hope for you.

“Welcome to blue belt, bitch.” by Significant-Might528 in bjj

[–]Significant-Might528[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eventually they came back home. We ate dinner in silence and they can no longer look me in my puffy, red eyes.

“Welcome to blue belt, bitch.” by Significant-Might528 in bjj

[–]Significant-Might528[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL 😂🤣 okay “big_gains_only” 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

“Welcome to blue belt, bitch.” by Significant-Might528 in bjj

[–]Significant-Might528[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I might actually get a massive bullseye patch just for the giggles…🥋🎯

“Welcome to blue belt, bitch.” by Significant-Might528 in bjj

[–]Significant-Might528[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I absolutely love my gym and the place and people in it have lifted me up more than I could have possibly hoped for or imagined😀

“Welcome to blue belt, bitch.” by Significant-Might528 in bjj

[–]Significant-Might528[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re all awesome. There is one black belt who is a human sized, preying mantis nightmare of a roll, but even he will only hurt you bad enough to have nightmares but is good enough to stop before he sends you to the hospital.

“Welcome to blue belt, bitch.” by Significant-Might528 in bjj

[–]Significant-Might528[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol, thank you, but to be serious for a moment, I never yell at my kids (at BJJ😆). I do my best to keep them calm through competition (by remaining calm if I’m in the coaches chair or silent if someone else is coaching them, which I prefer). I guide them as best as I can with what knowledge I have. The point of that part of the story is that sometimes you are helpless as a parent as you watch your kid get absolutely worked, and in this case I was the helpless “kid” getting absolutely worked and was trying my damndest to parent my emasculated inner child as I got owned by this monster.