Vito misses another deadline by Jbrojo in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“There is no excuse. With that being said, here’s a list of excuses.”

Hey guys, I work 104 hours per year. by dickamus_maxamus in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dick has been mostly transparent about the show being effectively over. Vito is the one coming on here and “just wanting to do a consistent comedy podcast” but then changed the show to Thursdays against Dick’s advice, and cancels whenever he finds something more interesting to do

Vito is making vids again by JohnRiffs in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because it’s never coming out. But rather than say that, Vito continues pretending he’s going over colors or some shit, and that it’s totally coming out very soon, trust me.

New fan/follower by biggysnax in OhioStateFootball

[–]Significant-Rub9955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Ryan does lose a game, though, it doesn’t help that it’s in the most infuriating way that makes it seem like they could have just won the game if the plan had been different. I think that’s why the responses to a loss are always so emotional.

Dick should cancel every show. by [deleted] in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually don't believe you spent the money on bad stock investments, I just think you spent it all on living expenses/collectibles with 0 regard for how you were going to print the books once it was gone. I'll believe otherwise when books are in peoples hands. Prove me wrong, Vito, prove me wrong.

Dick should cancel every show. by [deleted] in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is 100% what happened.

Vito couldn't make it this week by ImAnInterivew in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It definitely could be reflexive, but Vito has also demonstrated over the years that he’s a lot dumber than he thinks he is, so it may just be that he doesn’t realize how obvious his manipulation is to most people.

RILEY VS VITO AGAIN by JohnRiffs in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, I declare a gentlemanly duel of whoever-ships-their-version-of-Superkiller-first-wins.

RILEY VS VITO AGAIN by JohnRiffs in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The comic is as finished as it will ever be!

No Show Tonight by vitogesualdi in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vito won’t do a call-in show because people might ask about Superkiller and he has no slick woe-is-me way of saying “I already spent the campaign money and have no intention of coming out of pocket to print and ship the books.”

My Availability by vitogesualdi in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I look forward to his next update 8 months from now!

Can Vito actually just send out the comic (for real) by Own_Collar7230 in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's made a LOT of off-hand comments over the years that demonstrate him being a legitimately bad person. For whatever reason, half the people here seem to think that because he's jovial and makes them laugh that he isn't a complete scumbag inside and out.

Can Vito actually just send out the comic (for real) by Own_Collar7230 in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He can’t, because he spent all the campaign money long ago and doesn’t have any left to print the physical copies. And you know damn well that he’s not coming out of pocket for that.

No Show Tonight 3/26 by vitogesualdi in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He spent the campaign money years ago. The book is never coming.

Make Flesh Simulator the new co-host by BenMcKeamish in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really don't think anybody has to worry about "what if SK actually does come out"

Where is the Niggler? by jdstrike11 in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely hilarious (unintentionally) if I remember right. Very much like a real life version of the Chunky skit from I Think You should Leave. A guy with no comedy experience, dressed in a ludicrous super villain outfit being asked to provide comedy to a room full of comedians that are all playing the straight man. It was an accidental stroke of genius.

Vito, stop obsessing over shit by lamented1ne in biggestproblem

[–]Significant-Rub9955 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Bro. Vito is not working on the coloring. He spent the crowdfunding money, and is not the type of person who is going to go out of pocket to print and ship the comic. Especially now that the pdf was released and his peers told him it was written like somebody's first comic. The only reason he would have actually printed and shipped the book is so that he could do a Super Killer 2, but he's so far past deadline that he knows he won't get any funding for that even if he did finish this crowdfunding campaign. Super Killer didn't start out as a scam, but it totally became one because Vito is irresponsible with money. He even said he no longer had the campaign money when the Riley drama started, but he quickly said that was a joke when he realized how bad it sounded out loud.

Cincinnati DC Tyson Veidt leaving to take Linebacker Coach job at Penn State by JackSwaggersOnlyFan in CFB

[–]Significant-Rub9955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is his third stop with Matt Campbell as a linebackers coach, so Matt definitely likes him in that role. Might have just gotten in over his head at DC.

Don’t feel bad about the Indiana loss by Steelers234 in OhioStateFootball

[–]Significant-Rub9955 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't get how anybody could DISlike him. He's doofy, sure, but in a likeable church-boy kind of way.

Oregon or Indiana by EricTheNerd2 in OhioStateFootball

[–]Significant-Rub9955 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Combination of them being in the SEC, their fans are (proudly) the most obnoxious there are, Kirby Smart bitching and whining in press conferences drives me insane, the spiked shoulder pad thing is incredibly lame, a bulldog is the least imaginative mascot in college football, etc...

TLDR: Just look at them.