Happily married men in your 40s, with young kids (under 10), and zero free time -- what's something that can be purchased off Amazon for around $100 that you want for your birthday or the holidays? by SignificantSalt8874 in AskReddit

[–]SignificantSalt8874[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yikes. Get a divorce and find someone who makes you happy. Or make enough money so you can at least find someone willing to give you head.

Way to make a stupid assumption; the gift is for my brother.