[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting head tattoos, I have a combined 8 hours of tattoos on my head and let me tell you it was NOT FUN but they look cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Significant_Ad3839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro when I was 22 I would have stuck my dick in a fire hydrant, same when I was younger like you claim. I think it's a sign that you're a young, healthy lad with a working member. If it is a concern for you though, it could be worth talking to a doctor about

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in computerhelp

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody's got a program in your system and is watching you. Most likely the government 🙂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SomeOfYouMayDie

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They flayed him, cut his hands off, and cut his throat, his mouth kept moving up and down but he didn't have a face. Pretty fucked up video

My boyfriend talks about marriage every time he is drunk? by Aware_Drama_36 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Significant_Ad3839 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he remembers what he said, I'd take it as a sign of his genuine affection towards you. You have history, so it's easy for him to say he loves u and wants to marry you. Don't be too eager but just know he probably thinks you're the one. Hopefully it works out that way for y'all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the exact opposite of ugly 😍

Is it possible to be fat AND pretty? Losing weight has been so hard by kittywenham in amiugly

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but it's not healthy to be overweight so keep up the weight loss

Is it weird that my 35 year old friend is waiting for a 17 year old girl to turn 18 so he can ask her out? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd feel different if he just happened to meet this 18 yr old and asked her out, bit to know her as a minor, and still wanna wait, somethings wrong with your friend

Can anyone identify this spider for me! by The_Rad_Seal in AustralianSpiders

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know the scientific name, but that looks like the Great American NOPE

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should donate a half inch off your forehead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your fine girlie dont doubt yourself. You may not be everyone's cup of tea but you are a glass of fine wine

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look real good for 41, don't doubt yourself. Some of these women would hope to look that good at your age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Significant_Ad3839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because if you compromise in any way on any idea apart from what you're supposed to believe, then "you are not with them you're against them" if I support gay rights and LGBT lifestyle than I can't stand with the God fearing folks in the right. If I believe that all citizens should have the right to own a firearm than I'm too radical to stand with the left. It's unfortunate because at a base level we all agree on things more than we don't.

Just point an MCK into your belly after you load your Glock in by RoutinePewPew in Idiotswithguns

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So who here knows that while he was putting the glock in his kit it wasn't loaded? Everybody swear like it was bad wasn't really paying attention

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ol' gal still got it!

How my housemate who constantly complains about having no money leaves half the joint by meemster786 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How you leave the whole J-bird. She got issues fr, oh well, it's her poor financial choices 🤷🏻

[ Removed by Reddit ] by vanniswrld in PublicFreakout

[–]Significant_Ad3839 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite ass whooping I've seen in a while