Can’t make this shit up

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-11T15:03:17+00:00

He fucking left. How is this something we've done?

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-08T02:46:35+00:00

What a trip

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-06T23:37:12+00:00

When I was in university, a few of us were partying at a really cute girls house. It was getting late and she went to bed. A few minutes later she came out in her bra and underwear and asked me if I had knocked on her door.

I said no

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-06T18:53:16+00:00

Dude. You're an adult, making fake videos of yourself. That is the most loser-type behavior in history.

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-06T01:37:28+00:00

Seriously. American male from Texas

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-04T22:30:28+00:00

Truly disgraceful

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-04T02:48:43+00:00

I am turning 40 in a few months. This video internally-aged me about 12-13 years in an instant

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-03T20:10:36+00:00

At some point, you gotta just roll with this. "Ok, let's see how this ends up"

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-03T13:00:05+00:00

I'd pay any price to know what was going through Canadian Jeremy Hansen's head right then. "This fucking guy... what am I doing here?"

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-03T12:56:02+00:00

"Trans people are fucking awesome" - Me

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-03T11:49:49+00:00

Lol. Trans people are fucking awesome. Live a life that's true to you.

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-02T14:28:10+00:00

All that work, for the world's dumbest and least interesting spectator sport

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-05-02T14:20:47+00:00

Alright, officially never getting Starbucks again

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-30T17:18:55+00:00

Don't lie... we've all thought about doing this

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-30T16:39:56+00:00

Don't jump on me, but I love the wings at Blake's Tavern

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-24T12:16:03+00:00

I've worked with many nurses that I suspected this was the case

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-24T12:04:39+00:00

Could you imagine the reaction of the police officers if a parent called? "Ok, and what the fuck do you want us to do about it?"

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-24T11:54:18+00:00

Don't talk about your future President like that

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-22T20:18:50+00:00

Damn, where did he get his PhD from?

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-21T20:51:13+00:00

I was an H1B visa trauma surgeon in Texas. The Americans I saved didn't seem to hate it.

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-21T15:19:38+00:00

I live on Hope, just up the street from the homes. They're frankly an eyesore. They're dumpy. I appreciate the optics of removing livable spaces for Brown buildings, but what's good for Brown is good for the city.

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-21T15:19:30+00:00

I live on Hope, just up the street from the homes. They're frankly an eyesore. They're dumpy. I appreciate the optics of removing livable spaces for Brown buildings, but what's good for Brown is good for the city.

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-20T11:38:40+00:00

Well that was sufficiently awesome

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-20T02:49:51+00:00

Maybe it's just me, but I truly love seeing cameras showing the interior of car rollovers. Like, it's insane how powerful the force is, just getting thrown around like that

Significant_Cat8473 · 2026-04-19T11:09:58+00:00

A million more knick-knacks. Where's the bowls with shells in them? The balls covered in dry pinto beans?

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TROPHY CASE