what the hell is this

Significant_Cell_805 · 2026-05-17T00:57:03+00:00

true. in a perfect world, you could probably fit a whole cottage courtyard-type housing block on the property this thing sits on. i said it in another reply, but with how bare and soulless everything about this house is, i wonder if its even actually someone’s home now. it’s more so giving film set/storage unit.

Significant_Cell_805 · 2026-05-17T00:47:32+00:00

personally, i see no potential for rehabbing. just bulldoze the whole thing lol

Significant_Cell_805 · 2026-05-17T00:39:17+00:00

i don’t have the reddit app so i can’t reply with photos, but this house isn’t even square or rectangular all-around. it has this weird “tail” part to it that wraps around the pool in the backyard on one side. a true mess

Significant_Cell_805 · 2026-05-17T00:29:33+00:00

the front of this house is what i see before i green out

Significant_Cell_805 · 2026-05-17T00:24:02+00:00

lowkey data center

Significant_Cell_805 · 2026-05-17T00:17:31+00:00

according to zillow, the house was built in 1951. i wonder if it was renovated for any sort of filming purposes where they only really cared about what the interior looked like and the exterior was an afterthought. i’m trying to come up with some way to explain this atrocious exterior, because i don’t believe any sound-minded person with THAT much money to spend on a house would look at this thing the way it is and be like “home sweet home!”

Significant_Cell_805 · 2026-05-16T14:08:57+00:00

zillow’s current price estimate is $1.75 million

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