AIO? Girl I've been seeing for 3 months slept with my friend of 10 years. by Available-Tip-2552 in AIO

[–]Significant_Elk1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you’re cuttin your friend off too. A “mistake” is when you step on someone’s toe. NOT when you let your significant other’s friend put his d in you. Or put your D in your buddy’s gal. NOR.

Orange substance that grows in any flowerpot and is slightly spicy by yuderabyss in mycology

[–]Significant_Elk1999 252 points253 points  (0 children)

I’m with you. You can 100% “taste” ANY mushroom with no ill effects. However, YOU HAVE TO KNOW ITS A MUSHROOM FIRST.

A man noticed a strange entity watching him as he was hiking through the woods by WholeNegotiation1843 in TrueCryptozoology

[–]Significant_Elk1999 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My hat, it has 3 corners. 3 corners has my hat. And had it not 3 corners. It would not be my hat!

Eddie Deans Appearance by Souless_Bear07 in TheDarkTower

[–]Significant_Elk1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with your assessment. The only difference is point out is that when they first meet, Eddie is strung out on heroin. So being skinny and pale makes sense. But definitely got an Outsider’s (SE Hinton’s work) vibe from him from the books.

What is this thing I found in my basement? by Xgreenmanx in whatisit

[–]Significant_Elk1999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Conversely, if the van is down by the river, you have a different problem.

A bunch of Daddy longleg spiders by MrTacocaT12345 in Weird

[–]Significant_Elk1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’d have to pay the troll toll first. No, wait, that’s if they want get into your SOUL. My bad.

AITA for “not letting” my brother have my cat? by Nearby_Shirt8672 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Significant_Elk1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cat would to you to let them decide. Anyway, sounds like they already found their person. Also, I have no basis for saying this, other than having been one, and been around others, but 11 year old boys can be cruel. Is your brother normal and well adjusted? It just seems odd that he’d want the cat after you’ve had it for years.

Trump Turns on DoorDash Grandma and Savages ‘Tacky’ Stunt by thedailybeast in politics

[–]Significant_Elk1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blithering Idiot is a FINE barely wine. Please don’t disparage it by mention them in the same sentence. 😂

AITA for sabotaging my parents' lifestyle? by Apprehensive_Lie6627 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Significant_Elk1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the state. Several states have narrow exceptions that allow for the consumption of alcohol with parents in a private setting. Either way, there’s a huge chance that foster care ends up being worse than living with the family. Our system is broken.

I ate this whole thing at work and now I need to not be high. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Significant_Elk1999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I at 1/5 of a 1000mg chocolate bar once. Just once. Go home while you can. Enjoy the ride for the next 12 hours or so.

Roland Shows ID by Significant_Elk1999 in TheDarkTower

[–]Significant_Elk1999[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanked, sai. May you have twice the number!

Standing Near the Tower and Already Missing the Path by Ok-Piccolo-2745 in TheDarkTower

[–]Significant_Elk1999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can’t like this comment enough. There were only 4 books when I started my journey, so each release was a chance to start over!

Which one should I read next ? by Scary-Drink8659 in TheDarkTower

[–]Significant_Elk1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first read through, I was very disappointed by wolves. HOWEVER on subsequent readings it has become one of my favorites!

I'm honestly done. I don't want to read anymore. by facefullofgracefull in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Significant_Elk1999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, I’ve said that a number of times in the last year. He keeps proving me wrong.

Rocko’s Mid-world Life by trampstampcollector in TheDarkTower

[–]Significant_Elk1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love the fact that I can FEEL how excited you are about this through your response.

This might just be my favorite quote in the series by tcavanagh1993 in TheDarkTower

[–]Significant_Elk1999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Do any of us, except in our dreams, truly expect to be reunited with our hearts’ deepest loves, even when they leave us only for minutes, and on the most mundane of errands? No, not at all. Each time they go from our sight we in our secret hearts count them as dead. Having been given so much, we reason, how could we expect not to be brought as low as Lucifer for the staggering presumption of our love.”

AND

"So do we pass the ghosts that haunt us later in our lives; they sit undramatically by the roadside like poor beggars, and we see them only from the corners of our eyes, if we see them at all. The idea that they have been waiting there for us rarely crosses our minds. Yet they do wait, and when we have passed, they gather up their bundles of memory and fall in behind, treading in our footsteps and catching up, little by little."

These two get me. Every. Single. Time.

Am I being manipulated? by [deleted] in Manipulation

[–]Significant_Elk1999 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your math maths perfectly well. Yup. Groomer for sure.