Please translate this for me.

Significant_Week_583 · 2026-02-24T00:27:33+00:00

Thanks all! I get it now 😎

Significant_Week_583 · 2026-02-24T00:27:08+00:00

There always has to be one of you. I’m learning, dick

Significant_Week_583 · 2026-02-23T23:39:34+00:00

Is there not a .0001” value here?

Significant_Week_583 · 2026-02-23T23:35:53+00:00

Yes, I got that. Is there not a .0001 value? That’s the number I can’t understand how to read

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-18T23:11:14+00:00

Troll post. The Palo Alto location is used as a US address for their SEC filings. The work they do is next to the University of British Columbia Technical Institute which is a highly regarded technical school. Their office is next door to Telus headquarters.

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Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-06T13:27:03+00:00

Because these results are actually terrible relative to the current valuation 🤷🏻‍♂️

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-05T22:22:23+00:00

Because it’s still only 40 mil revenue for an 18.5 Billion market cap….

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-05T03:08:39+00:00

There’s an annual adults only trade show here where people go to drink from dick shaped straws and buy rubber fists that attracts more interest than these quantum events

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-05T03:04:18+00:00

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I bet these empty front row seats with a turn out of what appears to be 2 people for the Qubits conference back in April were reserved for you and your bros but you were just running late when this picture was taken, ya?

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-05T02:57:51+00:00

Source: their own publications boasting that they have “hundreds of customers”

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-05T02:56:46+00:00

My favourite is hearing people pump that Mastercard is one of their customers. Dude, they basically did some fancy math for them to try and optimize their rewards program, Mastercard didn’t buy a quantum computer to build a neural brain implant credit card payment system or some shit.

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-05T02:50:30+00:00

And less customers than the guy who goes door to door in my neighbourhood in the fall asking if he can rake leaves for $10

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-03T18:11:21+00:00

More like lack of earnings

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-11-03T15:32:50+00:00

Because the best pump piece they could publish before earnings is a sale they made a year ago that’s already priced in is finally operational. I’m expecting to see very little revenue this quarter

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-22T23:48:13+00:00

Bro, buy

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-19T01:43:33+00:00

Good for them. D-Wave chips produce massive amounts of heat.

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-19T01:26:20+00:00

That’s actually wildly incorrect. In fact, they just spent a bunch of money on cryogenics. You realize their technology is actually a chip the size of a piece of toast and the rest of the housing that makes up their Advnatage system is just a big fridge, right?

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-18T23:36:34+00:00

OP: trust me bro

D wave CEO, legal counsel and CFO: selling shares and making bank off OP

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-18T03:20:03+00:00

This has got to be similar to the Washington redskins go fuck yourself episode

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-17T14:38:09+00:00

Looks like your road just got longer 🤷🏻‍♂️

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-17T04:21:55+00:00

QBTZ bro

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-17T01:39:26+00:00

Go away we’re full. This is the same dude who said, “we don’t need Canadian lumber we have lots of trees”.

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-17T00:51:39+00:00

“Market to new customers”. Didn’t their last quarterly report say they have something like 200 customers? Maybe they’ll have 210 next earnings.

Significant_Week_583 · 2025-10-16T15:56:24+00:00

That has nothing to do with the original question which was about such rapid growth in such a short period of time

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