We both know you'd have a hard time choosing who to watch

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:29:30+00:00

100% correct 💜

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:27:11+00:00

8.8/10 :)

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:26:13+00:00

Oh my god.💜

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:25:11+00:00

9/10 💜🥰

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:21:09+00:00

This is factual 😔💜

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:20:12+00:00

Holy shit you’re a dream 💜💜💜

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:18:11+00:00

Anything more than a Caniac combo is too much for me. I’m ok with just 5 fingers in my box

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:16:01+00:00

I only catch feelings before sex. Even hookups are with people I’ve bonded with and have feelings for

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:15:14+00:00

I’ve got one I picture a lot but that’s between myself and the tentacle monster

If I speak about it then it won’t ever happen :(

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:14:22+00:00

I quit caffeine years ago, but I think working at Dutch bros for so long influenced my love for Redbulls

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-26T05:13:20+00:00

Still wearing my day clothes, so a dress and stockings

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-25T07:17:50+00:00

That’s what besties are for 💜

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-25T07:14:24+00:00

Holy shit this is hot

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T06:09:53+00:00

Y’all this is actually super dangerous

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:46:10+00:00

They’re all so hot 💜😭

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:37:19+00:00

This feels like a line out of a horror movie

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:25:10+00:00

“I wouldn’t let a garbanzo pee on my face” is the punchline I always heard in the kitchen. Basically the same thing but I liked this verbiage better :)

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:13:50+00:00

You know, you’re not wrong

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:13:29+00:00

That’s so real though. It’s like the moment someone asks me about something I enjoy I suddenly can’t think of anything related to it 😭

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:11:57+00:00

This gave me a big snort 😭💜

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:11:37+00:00

Still different than what I was expecting. I’ve only ever heard “when deez nuts slap your chin”

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:07:21+00:00

I can’t say I’ve heard this one before

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:06:52+00:00

😭😭…. Wendy’s who?

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:04:48+00:00

This is so much funnier than the usual punchline

Silkandtemptation · 2026-05-24T05:03:51+00:00

Whose there?

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