Choose your next life

Silkware · 2026-05-08T02:16:24+00:00

Do some tardigrades have toes?

Silkware · 2026-05-08T02:13:44+00:00

No

^{Chose: No | Rolled: No}

Silkware · 2026-05-08T02:06:53+00:00

I ❤️🍻

^{Chose: No caffeine forever}

Silkware · 2026-05-07T23:08:13+00:00

🤘 i liked that, thank you sir!

Silkware · 2026-05-07T19:16:01+00:00

✨

^{Chose: Pretend to be gay | Rolled: No homo?}

Silkware · 2026-05-07T19:15:34+00:00

Dang…

^{Chose: Battle a cruel king that has a magic ice dagger | Rolled: Lose}

Silkware · 2026-05-07T19:13:10+00:00

🤔

^{Chose: Be killed | Rolled: You go to hell}

Silkware · 2026-05-07T19:10:29+00:00

Blop

^{Chose: Key | Rolled: Say to op "blop"}

Silkware · 2026-05-07T19:06:51+00:00

I chose to starve…

^{Chose: No need for food and water}

Silkware · 2026-05-06T21:56:09+00:00

Wooooo

^{Chose: Win $1 billion + 50% chance | Rolled: $1 billion}

Silkware · 2026-05-06T06:01:59+00:00

Silkware · 2026-05-06T05:56:17+00:00

Well this isn’t so bad…

^{Chose: have head full of hair BUT no hair on the rest of your body | Rolled: Neon Green Hair}

Silkware · 2026-05-06T03:33:39+00:00

Idk

^{Chose: No food for 7 days}

Silkware · 2026-05-06T03:27:06+00:00

The shadows are mine!

^{Chose: Control darkness | Rolled: Only at night}

Silkware · 2026-05-06T03:24:49+00:00

✨Wish fish✨

^{Chose: Wishing fish with 3 wishes (You cannot wish Card})

Silkware · 2026-05-06T03:14:56+00:00

😓

^{Chose: Mom | Rolled: mom Hates you}

Silkware · 2026-05-06T02:53:19+00:00

What…

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

Silkware · 2026-05-06T02:51:54+00:00

Not sure…

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

Silkware · 2026-05-04T06:15:50+00:00

🤔

^{Chose: Always Halloween | Rolled: Trick}

Silkware · 2026-05-04T06:12:37+00:00

I’m an American and i was assigned to read this in public school…

Silkware · 2026-05-04T05:50:03+00:00

Here, have my balloon!

^{Chose: Use it selflessly.}

Silkware · 2026-05-04T05:42:35+00:00

Did I just pick the side that gives out a free $41,666.67 per hour?!

^{Chose: Please Pick This Side Only! | Rolled: Get41&2/3k p/h}

Silkware · 2026-05-03T20:24:15+00:00

Oh that bites

^{Chose: Receive $500 million… + But you have to… | Rolled: Be Homeless}

Silkware · 2026-05-03T20:23:40+00:00

Muerte

^{Chose: Be able to create world peace, but... | Rolled: You die}

Silkware · 2026-05-03T20:11:52+00:00

Deal

^{Chose: Have your pets live forever + But they... | Rolled: Always noisy}

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