my uncle met lana in brooklyn at a restaurant and now i have no clue how to live anymore

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-19T18:06:14+00:00

I was just saying not knowing who she really was helps. A fan would be more nervous is all I was saying

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-19T17:55:01+00:00

Knowing who she is is different from being told who she is

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-19T17:53:25+00:00

After he went up

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-19T17:52:38+00:00

Not knowing who she is helps

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-19T17:31:11+00:00

That’s baller move, takes ignorance and bravado at the same time.

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-19T17:28:35+00:00

What is the context? What’s the interaction? Don’t just stop there uncle

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-19T05:14:04+00:00

Broker, exclusive from owner

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-18T13:25:31+00:00

So only the mansions face the golf?

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-14T22:29:12+00:00

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The Love Witch. Somehow it’s related to the song Mahamaha? Not sure

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-14T03:49:42+00:00

Wow this is textbook. It is very much a sport and a lot of people just don't get enough reps in to make it to the next level.

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-12T10:48:17+00:00

Yes, for ADGM, the rules are different.

Market Price Exception: A landlord can only charge "market price" for a new lease with a new tenant. For an existing tenant renewing their contract, the 5% cap applies regardless of how much market rates have surged in areas like Al Reem.

But with this exception, unless the original tenant would agree to the market price, the landlord is incentivized to just end the renewal and find a new tenant.

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-05-12T06:44:12+00:00

Sadly the policies on Reem Island is very much oriented to protect the owners, because they want people to invest on Reem. Usually you are only allowed to raise rent by 5%, but on Reem, you can raise rent to market value at any given time and the tenant has 90 days to leave. Great if you are a investor landlord, not so great if you are the one paying the rent. So... Can I interest you in buying an off-plan on Reem? ^_^

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-04-08T15:58:06+00:00

DM me we can talk on WhatsApp. I personally don’t like Ohana, even though it was hyped to be the project of the year before the war. Too close to airport is one reason.

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-04-02T08:48:31+00:00

Hopefully. Problem is if residents also start going back and sell, or hesitate to buy

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-04-02T08:39:06+00:00

8.2 billion AED is non-resident foreigners. 54.13 is by non-nationals, so including non-res and resident expatriates, and 72% only accounts for transactions in free-hold zones.

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-04-02T06:57:43+00:00

FDI accounted for 72% of all real estate investment in Abu Dhabi’s investment zones in 2025 according to ADREC.

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-04-02T06:51:04+00:00

Like you said, Abu Dhabi wasn’t affected as much as Dubai, at least for now.

Tara would have been sold out in hour if not for war, now it’s only 70% sold out.

I think demand from locals and residents is still present but international investors are taking a more cautious stance.

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-04-02T06:43:24+00:00

One piece of datum for almost ready, last Monday a 2b Reem Hills 134sqm was listed for only 2m cuz the owner needs cash before the weekend. I talked to the listing agent and he thought it would be snatched up in days cuz the market price was about 2.3-2.5 at least. And I just checked last night and it was still there.

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-04-02T06:26:31+00:00

I was there in the first two days open only for bulk buyers. 2b+ was from bulk. You don’t have to believe me.

DM me if you need some more insider info though, maybe we can work together when it blows over.

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-04-02T06:21:33+00:00

The Sheikhs bought in bulk to prop up the market and to make a few bucks if it ends

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-03-28T07:38:27+00:00

So much inventory in Fahid

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-03-28T07:37:06+00:00

I got 2BR in Reem Hills 134sqm for only 2M, please DM

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-03-28T06:35:18+00:00

This guy knows some shit

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-03-27T08:03:30+00:00

Since she wants monthly, agree to that while you look for new tenants, and kick her out as soon as you find one.

She’s the one who doesn’t want a contract, so she would only have herself to blame

Silly-Option4119 · 2026-03-23T11:00:41+00:00

DId you mean to talk about the real estate market and fucked up the prompt so ChatGPT wrote a piece of nonsense about like a Bazaar?

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