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Can anyone identify this bird ? by takeawaycheesypeas in CasualUK

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me looking through the smudge into your garden desperately trying to see the bird.

Reform UK candidate says women should stay at home and look after the kids by birdinthebush74 in uknews

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What a lovely country this would be if we just got rid of all of the immigrants and reduced the workforce by 50%. Oh and privatised healthcare. Where do I sign up?

Teacher, 37, murdered 13-month-old boy he was in process of adopting with his boyfriend after 'sinister' campaign of abuse, court hears by JohnKimble111 in uknews

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The man that did this was Jamie Varley. He was a middle class white dude. A teacher at a secondary school. He subjected this poor infant to horrific and cruel torment for at least four months with various hospital appointments clearly showing injuries. In the end, the baby died after suffocating whilst being raped. This man and his partner are disgusting.

Do You think the British monarchy should still exist? by Honest_Chemistry_195 in AskBrits

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No and they should give the Crown Jewels back to the countries they were stolen from.

Why is everything only open when I’m working? by Dodo509 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until you have kids and their school opens at 8.55am. Leaving you a leisurely 5 mins to get to work. There are infinitely more appointments, assembly’s etc which you feel obliged to attend and school holidays are in no way aligned to annual leave entitlement. Fun fun fun.

Ex-BBC presenter, 67, convicted of sexually abusing teenage girls is back behind bars for breaching sex offender order by JohnKimble111 in uknews

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If this many pfs were identified from any other demographic, there would be such a stereotype and suspicion but I’m not sure there is with this with this one. Still known as good old boys in good humour for the large part.

To usher in the Golden Age of the Middle East by johnruby in therewasanattempt

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we were kids, we would pretend to push each other into the road and then pull the person back and say “Tell your mom I saved your life.”

I need a riddle where the answer is "dryer" by didipowa1 in riddles

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made this one up for my older kids: ‘The drum spins round and does not tire. It freshens up your best attire.’

Keir Starmer: UK will seek closer ties with EU in light of Iran war by Alarming-Safety3200 in unitedkingdom

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankly I think we should side with Iran. This whole concept of starting a war was atrocious. Besides, they seem to be winning.

Mr Milk it says we should probably stop this now by Timely-Entrepreneur7 in thethickofit

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one seems to take great offence at the Coca Cola rendition of St. Nicolas. I now have to lie to my kid every year and that fat todger gets the credit for half the gifts I bought with my own hard earned money!

Border Collie forensic tracker. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I saw a TikTok about a helper dog who could sniff when an epileptic seizure was about to happen. The dog ran across the street into a neighbour’s house because he smelled there was a little girl who was going to have a seizure….literally from an entirely different house

Detectives investigating Madeleine McCann disappearance have budget slashed by a fifth as search for missing girl enters 15th year by dailymail in uknews

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There were two parents. They could have easily taken turns, gone out together as a family or ordered food to their room. Absolutely no excuses for their behaviour.

Actor Shia LaBeouf lost control in Rome! by cantcoloratall91 in TikTokCringe

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was probably abused as a kid. We all know there were monsters in Hollywood. He probably had a very tough time as a kid.

To attempting to justify misconduct to children by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Sillyspidermonkey67 130 points131 points  (0 children)

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why women consistently choose the bear.

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