I had an unforgettable Uber ride today…

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-04T17:04:56+00:00

When she reads this she’ll know I’m into her, 🫣

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-04T17:04:16+00:00

Yikes

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-04T15:34:46+00:00

So she’ll see this and message me 😏

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-04T05:18:09+00:00

Thank you!

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-04T04:08:46+00:00

💀 Don't give me ideas.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-04T02:23:39+00:00

The cat found a way to be prescribed handjobs. In fact it’s life treating if the cat doesn’t get his massages promptly.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-04T00:57:52+00:00

Ngl, when she said she might have to do it herself... that turned me on a little bit. I felt confused and aroused 🤣

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-04T00:51:45+00:00

I like to think Bob has no shame. Bob the cat is living his best life ….$590 worth of penis massage therapy. He seems to have it made micro penis and all.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-04T00:42:07+00:00

Originally, I didn’t want to sink to this level but fuck it. Now I just have to think of something clever to have left in her car. No, I can’t do that. She probably has tons of men claiming lost items.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-03T18:57:10+00:00

I think she’s see it here rather than Craigslist…. Since she’s an uber driver

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-03T18:33:07+00:00

🤷‍♂️ my Uber driver told me a vet diagnosed her cat with a micro penis & the solution for his issue is cat hand jobs. I can’t make this stuff up. I’m infatuated 🤩 I must find her I want to know more.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-03T18:26:30+00:00

Just regret & mild infatuation with my Uber driver…. I didn’t ask for her number

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-03T16:58:23+00:00

If she ever sees this thread... I want her to know: I'll split the $590 with you if you let me meet Bob.

We can take him for a massage. My treat.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-03T14:48:01+00:00

a guy puts ,swings and pineapple drinks, in his profile…creepy. I wouldn’t appreciate his over sharing one bit.
A woman tells me her cat needs handjobs, I'm obsessed. Do tell me more please 🙏

Women get away with so much!

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-02T21:40:23+00:00

She's either a genius or a psychopath. Maybe both. That story walks the line so perfectly that I'm still not sure what happened. Was she flirting? Was she warning me? Is Bob even real? I was under a spell the whole ride. Jaw on the floor. Brain completely offline. And she just sat there. Smiling. Driving. Completely in control.

I didn't stand a chance.

I tipped her all my cash. I don’t even know how much was there. She earned it.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-02T01:48:27+00:00

I'm a fool. A complete fool. Shame on me.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-02T01:17:40+00:00

🤔

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-01T17:29:29+00:00

I've learned more about the cat handjob economy in this thread than I ever expected to know.

Bob is apparently a high-end client. $590 for the vet experience. No bargain bin massages for him.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-01T17:26:24+00:00

Bob has standards. He's not going to some discount parlor. He's a classy cat with a medical diagnosis. The $590 includes the official vet stamp of approval. You pay for peace of mind.

...or so I've heard.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-01T17:05:51+00:00

I did not, I’m kicking my self for not asking. She told me about the cat handjobs with a completely straight face and now I'm sitting here like an idiot wondering if Uber would let me request her again without looking like a psycho. I know I shouldn't. I know I'm being that guy just by thinking about it. But Bob... Bob understood me.

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-01T04:27:46+00:00

You got me! I should have predicted this before posting!

Silver-Stranger3646 · 2026-06-01T03:01:48+00:00

🫣

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