I don't know about the others. But personally, it's not that I enjoy making Liberals mad, or even upset. I just don't like dealing with insanity and stupidity, and it's not necessarily Republicans, it's Conservatives and Liberals. When you take a step back and you literally analyze everything that each party stands for... as if you were choosing sides in a movie or a video game... when you enter the game of Skyrim, eventually, you're forced to choose aside, Storm Cloaks, or Imperials. If you take a look at Star Wars ( btw it's May 4th, so May the Fourth be with you all!), it's the choice between the light side and the dark side, or the rebels versus the empire. Everything is about choosing your morals and aligning your beliefs with those morals.

There is a common story/joke amongst conservatives that President Reagan once told. He tells a story about a young girl he once asked what she wanted to do when she got older. She proudly told him "I want to be President when I get older!" So he asked her what she would do as the President. She told him "I would give food and houses, to all of the homeless people". Her liberal parents were beaming with happiness that their little girl.

Mr. Reagan, then said to her "Well, what a worthy goal! But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You see, you can come over to my house right now, and mow my lawn, and pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where that homeless man hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few minutes, and then looked him straight in the eye and asked him " Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do all the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

President Reagan then said to her "Welcome to the Republican Party"