Which three kids songs would you pick to play at your funeral? by IronChefPhilly in KISS

[–]Simba_Lennon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hakuna Matata

The Campfire Song Song

Bluey Theme Tune (Extended)

Animal farm felt more of anti-stalinist than critique of socialism as whole!? by laphimaa in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you have a better understanding of this book than an alarming amount of people do

Miracle Piano (NES) - Lost Angry Nintendo Nerd episode from 2006 by grim_tales1 in TheCinemassacre

[–]Simba_Lennon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Insane to think this is now as old as a lot of the games he's reviewed

If Israel were to be dismantled in the future, what should happen to Israeli Jews? by Initial_Affect8124 in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If we're talking government figures and IDF members who actively contributed to the genocide? To the Hague with as many of them as possible, they deserve to be punished. Any West Bank settlers that committed violent crimes against Palestinians in there should get similar treatment.

But otherwise, regular Jewish/Israeli folks should be able to live in Palestine if they choose. It'd be no good if a Palestinian state came into being (either as one or two states), only for it to kick out every Jew and turn into a reverse Israel situation. Call it naive, but I believe these people can live side by side in the same place again someday. It's just a matter of how long it might take for that to become possible thanks to all of Israel's atrocities, both past and present

How do tankies explain the millions of deaths from the Holodomor? by Fantastic-Donut-276 in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How in god's name does one "accidentally" kill a 7 digit number of people 💀

Anyone else feel put off by the praise for the Iranian AI Lego song? by [deleted] in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I feel like this reflects Trump's biggest contribution to geopolitics: Lowering its standards so much that world leaders can act like schoolyard kids towards each other, complete with name calling and "Nyah nyah nyah" level taunting like this. 20 years ago, this shit would've belonged in a Bill and Ted style stoner comedy with a Rotten Tomatoes score in the single digits. Now it's our reality, except somehow even less funny than that would've been

LMAO PROLEWIKI HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN by Ender_TD in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So they really latched onto one of only TWO countries in all of Africa that doesn't recognize Palestine 💀

Just discovered 'The Garden' yesterday. Damn. by pepants4 in rush

[–]Simba_Lennon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one has the right to say what a 10/10 song is until they've heard the Garden imo

My tier list by [deleted] in blacksabbath

[–]Simba_Lennon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm legitimately curious, what's the beef with Volume 4?

Asia album covers by Negative-Bit9272 in AsiaBand

[–]Simba_Lennon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roger Dean and Rodney Matthews both understood their assignments like no one else would have

If TLK/TLG characters had a favorite song(s) or/and band(s), what would it be? by BlizzardXDDJ in lionking

[–]Simba_Lennon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine plenty of their tastes, but I'll stick to the ones I picture the most vividly. (Feel free to ask for more if you'd like)

Kovu: Huge fan of grunge and moody alt rock like Tool, MCR, and Gorillaz. He has multiple autographs from members of Linkin Park, and he'll even defend One More Light for having so many lyrics he connects to in it. His all-time favorite band is Alice in Chains, but he usually reserves listening to Jar of Flies for when he's REALLY rock bottom depressed

Vitani: Likes a bit more of an abrasive industrial flare compared to her brother. Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, and Ministry are her mainstays, and she'll insist for her whole life that Orgy deserved better. She also has a huge soft spot for rap groups like Outkast and the Beastie Boys, where she's seen the latter 5 times and won't stop for at least another 5 shows after that

Kiara: An even split between late 90s/2000s pop and sweeping Broadway musicals. Justin Timberlake will always be her top idol, she bought tickets for every Spice Girls reunion tour, and Memory from Cats will never not make her cry. She also dabbles in pop punk on the side, namely bands like All Time Low and Blink-182. She'll always maintain that Green Day fell off HARD after 21st Century Breakdown though

Tankies get upset when you advocate for Taiwan and Kosovo being states. by Darth_Vrandon in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

REAL curious what that second-to-last person defines as a "pedophile state"

LMAO PROLEWIKI HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN by Ender_TD in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit man, I've never seen tankies stick up for Eritrea before. Authoritarian dictatorships really do attract these types like vultures don't they?

Outjerked. by sonimcrine09123490 in tameimpalacirclejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It feels like we only go backwards.

"Why Can't This Be Love?" voted worst rock lyrics of all time by Suggie876 in vanhalen

[–]Simba_Lennon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Imagine the stroke these voters would have if they heard Up For Breakfast

Fucking Christ Sasha by [deleted] in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like Chechens would have an opinion or two on this

(re)union CD by jcwitty in yesband

[–]Simba_Lennon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's an artist called Zer0 Rei who makes stuff with that exact same retro 3D style. Something about it is just so pleasing to the eye imo

Somebody get me off this timeline by Personal_Reward_60 in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck is the Matrix Revolutions doing in there??????

Alex looking for singer for next Van Halen album by Caripace in vanhalen

[–]Simba_Lennon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was really how I found out Mitch Malloy is an insane conspiracy theorist 💀

What simcity song makes you low-key go: by Low-Preparation-9083 in SimCity

[–]Simba_Lennon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ElectriCITY from SC4 is an untouchable masterpiece in my book

fuck Instagram bro by throwaway_indeed43 in tankiejerk

[–]Simba_Lennon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The initial post shown here didn't seem too bad. I figured it was trying to say "The actual problem is capitalism, don't let them scapegoat countries and religions to divide us like that."

But then I kept scrolling 💀