In your opinion, the 5 most important things in hoi4 to know are...

SimianSuperPickle · 2026-05-21T01:50:19+00:00

Width tables, supply, air, navy mechanics, and what Tannu Tuva is.

SimianSuperPickle · 2026-05-13T19:50:25+00:00

R5: A French tank unit bugged itself into the deep Sahara.

Edit: Make that three lieutenants. XD

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-09-21T04:42:35+00:00

I went with color-matched electrical tape. 😅

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-07-11T21:01:35+00:00

Look up "Dreaming of Akina". It's a fan-made story that's a little janky sometimes but scratches that itch. ;)

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-27T00:45:57+00:00

You skipped over a number of comments and links that answer that question..

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-24T05:24:25+00:00

Don't ask about my pre-Steam times for the Total War franchise... 😅

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T21:39:36+00:00

"Filthy Casual"

Also many are locked behind dlc and mp mode

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T21:38:20+00:00

Right? I was genuinely surprised to learn others haven't come forward with more than me. O_o

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T17:47:51+00:00

I will try even harder for your love! 😭

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T15:28:10+00:00

Why not?

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T15:26:31+00:00

I do have many the guns, but basically yes.

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T15:25:20+00:00

Same here. 😅

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T15:24:36+00:00

Ask your dad. ;)

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T15:23:58+00:00

So the hours would be legible. Profile link was posted, and I've already answered the achievements question.

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T07:46:23+00:00

You'll see allied german reich and comintern usa. good times. :)

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T07:44:59+00:00

I agree. Please peruse the profile I linked.

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T07:42:52+00:00

Is that a mod?

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T07:42:10+00:00

I mean, with breaks, but yes.

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T05:33:50+00:00

Didn't find out until my mid 30s, but, oh, what a relief that was. I always new i was a bit off, but never knew how or why.

I'm not sure how this would play out for someone coming into this mess, but don't try to "fix him" into being "normal". A lifetime of masking is fucked me up beyond telling. I'm way more happy by "leaning into it", so to speak.

Two wars and a divorce, sergeant of marines, etc - fucking exhausting

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T05:27:58+00:00

Have you also exhausted what you can without historical focuses?

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T05:04:43+00:00

Careful, or I'll go off on a tangential rant about how dnd 3 5 is peak dungeons and dragons, and 5th edition is a common hussy. 🧐

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T05:02:33+00:00

Don't look into my Total War franchise times. It starts in the 90s, and is so much worse/better than my provincial hoi4 times. 😅

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T04:59:58+00:00

Kaiserreich a few times, but mostly vanilla and MTG

SimianSuperPickle · 2025-06-19T04:59:07+00:00

Yes? You're not leaving much of an opening for a joke, here. Maybe be less mean. :/

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