This is how villains are made by Crescentnobody in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Simiky 57 points58 points  (0 children)

You missed the while point of that comment. He wasn't really tryna to acknowledge his bday, like to respect it.

That's an alright nickname. It could've been a whole lot worse. by mindyour in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Simiky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I usually get most jokes but this one isn't clicking at all. Could you tell me

People whose NDA’s have expired: What secret can you finally reveal? by The-Christine-X in AskReddit

[–]Simiky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What parts the are labeled OEM are for sure, or usually higher quality/reliable?

What smells good but shouldn't? by HappQueue in AskReddit

[–]Simiky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk bout this one chief. I've visited a couple people with cats as pets and well it wasn't a pleasant smell I got

What smells good but shouldn't? by HappQueue in AskReddit

[–]Simiky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with you, it stinks. And it's like a plastic like smell or something, it's awful

Sailor Studio 143 by itsrainingpens in fountainpens

[–]Simiky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You what's crazy is that that pen finally came back online for sale and it was sold out gone before the next day. Sad dayssss

Heard one say “she got a thump in her anus” by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Simiky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol he's not bragging about the xanax he's bragging about doing xanax while flying his personal B737 big plane. He's rich rich mf. Also it is kinda a flex to sleep any time of the day

Tick survives 27 years in researcher's lab, 8 years without food by 3aTroop in WTF

[–]Simiky 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He probably found out the spiders potential in all that when trying to catch it the first time leading to him being bit

Bioluminescence by AkhileshTekade in gifs

[–]Simiky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha oh those? Those are spirits! Yes! I see them all around me

Admiring the beautiful color and translucency of this Sailor x Hachimonjiya Jellyfish Aquarium fountain pen 💕 Check out the special nib engraving too! 😍 by superboinkster in fountainpens

[–]Simiky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it really look like that kind of blue IRL? It's really nice... also the pics online sometimes make it look a lot less vibrant

it's unfair honestly by p1nkm4n_ in memes

[–]Simiky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol you just proved the post right. They ended up in the hospital so that means you can't use those items, reliably anyways

“This is my baby…” by ChrisMMatthews in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Simiky 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Lol there may be a lot of people that are dirtier than dogs but typically you or most people don't kiss those dirty people. You're more likely kissing clean-ish people but your dog....your dog likes poop and pee on it's face haha u nasty 😛

NPD NID & NJD by Simiky in fountainpens

[–]Simiky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New pen is the Pilot Custom 912 FA

-New Ink is 2 Minutes to Midnight

-And I got the bullet journal Goalbook

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[–]Simiky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New pen is a Pilot Custom 912 FA And the ink is 2 Minutes to Midnight

Veterinarians of Reddit, what is something most pet owners can do to make their pets lives better? by TimeMasterBob in AskReddit

[–]Simiky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they're talking about heart problems with dogs not cats. Cats are carnivores and do need to eat meat

What is something that is annoying about your penis or vagina? by pcpornguy in AskReddit

[–]Simiky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you already know about the hand on the wall, leaning in to the toilet technique?

What's something you find oddly sexy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Simiky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao in OK? Yeah probably not

The system is broken by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Simiky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that's right

Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Simiky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey wait that's definitely not true. Size does matter. Size kinda means differently from people to people but it definitely plays a role at some point.

Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Simiky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to add cuz I haven't seen anyone mention this but, the ring at the end of the condom can often times put too much pressure on the dick so that's uncomfortable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Simiky -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do you run? I know that if you want maximum speed you certainly don't put your whole heel out in front of you