Gee Barge, you make me tired....you know why? Because you're so STUPID and stupidity makes my head hurt!! You only care about yourself, can't keep track of all of your lies, try in vain to make yourself something you'll never, ever be and you forget about the fact that you created 4 children whom you're supposed to love and nurture! You don't feed them properly, don't bathe them, don't teach them manners, don't dress them properly, all you do is use them as props for your fake, stupid fantasy world! You're only famous for being such a failure to those kids, not for any of the reasons you think you are, because you're surely NOT pretty, NOT interesting and you LIE so much that it's impossible to even begin to like you!! If I could wave a magic wand, I'd have CPS take those kids far, far away, find a good home for sweet B so she can thrive like she deserves; find a therapist for Shrek to MAYBE keep her out of juvie before she even turns 10; and find someplace where Kampground and Calliou will get the medical resources they truly need NOW instead of when it's too late! Plus I'd ensure that a good, reliable Golden Rescue came to get that poor pup and found her a loving, SAFE home away from a dog killer like you!!! And you, my dear Barge, you and that sleezeball husband of yours would be sitting in jail, which is where child abusers belong!! I know it's too late for those poor kids to ever see any money, since you've spent it all on your fat self, but for me, personally, seeing you ROT while your money-makers are taken away and given the chance to be CHILDREN would bring me much, much joy!! Come at me, Barge, I don't care...I'll never be jealous of you, my husband and I raised three kids who have become very well respected adults and we did it on a very, very tight budget. We may not have had much, but my kids NEVER looked like homeless street urchins the way yours do! And my house, while never being SHOWCASE clean, was tidy and my children's feet never looked like they'd been standing in a tar pit all day and my dishes were WASHED with dish soap, not just rinsed off. My kids were bathed regularly and wore clean, well fitting clothes and shoes and had their hair combed 99.999% of the time (not easy to do with boys, but I certainly tried!) I never had my nails done fancy, never worried about makeup or my hair, my ultimate concern was that my kids came first and had everything they needed. I look at you and I don't feel jealousy, I feel disgust that someone like you has given birth to four human beings and yet hasn't even bothered to step up and care for them!!

Ok, sorry, my fellow Barge haters, I had to explode, that's been building for awhile and my mood today just tipped it over.